Shawn J Scott

@ginacarano True.

🙏🏻🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿

@Bossy_Leah Yessssss!!

Happy place.

@AmyBonaduce @TheDoochMan Nice wand. I believe Harry Potter has met his match.

It comes with protective glasses. I’m going to look so cool. 😎

@Bossy_Leah I get the impression from prior posts that congratulations are in order so.... Congratulations.

Divorce is final today. Whoop, whoop!

@LouDPhillips Either way. Both require a plug in.

Not sure if it’s late onset dyslexia or the influence of Internet titillation...I glanced at an ad for a ‘box set’ and thought it was promoting ‘bot sex.’

@RobSchneider @ColusaCasino Thank you for taking time from your family to entertain mine.

Space 1999 has lost a great explorer. #RIPMartinLandau

Thanks Wes Craven for all those scary nights. #RIPWesCraven

@rainnwilson say it isn't so!! I guess a fox actually can shove its head up its a_ _.

@wilw, the Electric Company lives on.

@DonnieWahlberg, awesome.

The conservative concept is simple: Help the truly poor & needy; create the opportunity for the rest to go back to work! #tcot

@KMDrunner get a cab young lady.

Vote for @CBS and @ACMawards Entertainer of the Year and New Artist of the Year. bit.ly/1dmo1Kx

@simonpegg I better read between the lines in case I need it when I'm older

and why is Go Pro not making cell phones?

Classy I am. Just nodded off at the dentist, chin into chest and made snore noises. When do the ladies start lining up?

@AnneWheaton , I can't go in there. We have 6 dogs now.

@AnneWheaton ,or the milk you had before bed is a little past date. Just saying.

@GroovyBruce, Happy Birthday. Thank you for taking the time out of your life to make ours more enjoyable.