Nose Beers

When I've been ripping nosebeers all night n my girlfriend wants to have sex

How girls respond when you tell them its $100 a bag

Sometimes I find myself getting annoyed when a guy uses a stall to stand and piss when urinals are open. Then I think, what if the poor guy is just taking a key bump? You never know what someone is going through.

Someone said this is Cardi A+ 💀

Cersie be like "I saw what happened in the north today. Good people on both sides. So sad" #GameOfThones

Jon: "How about, 'My Queen'?" Dany:

Sometimes you have to hit "no receipt" at the ATM cause you don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Me: "Hey, can I have a Coke?" Waitress: "Is Pepsi okay?" Me: "Is fucking Monopoly money okay?"

I'm pretty sure this is how it went down

Photo of United Airlines asking volunteers to deplane

Dustin Johnson's Pro Tracer

As a little girl, I thought I would grow up to be Belle. Turns out I'm this lady

Some friendships last forever ❤

Mike Pence breaking up gay marriage of refugee and US Citizen. (1980, Colorized)

When I'm at a party and hear loud sniffing noises coming from the bathroom

You may think I'm exaggerating, but it's Trudeau. I will steal yo girl.

Bitch look like germs from mucinex commercials