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The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

Precisely. Every 343 fan is (especially the youtube influencers) and it's time to call it out. None of you are welcome in our community. 343 will be dismantled once and for all. You will go back to the Cod, cyberpunk, and sims community where you belong.

A cinematic artist in the gaming industry gave harsh critiques of this Halo Campaign Evolved cinematic on LinkedIn: “It's hard to believe that this Cinematic for one of gaming's most iconic levels is what Halo Studios is shipping, but it appears to be. From the original 18-second cinematic, which had: -A great establishing shot, showing the scale of the area, reinforcing the rings grand architecture -Sleeping grunts, foreshadowing upcoming ambush gameplay (you're making a game, remember?) -A quick gag of the grunts running scared We now have a bloated 30-second cinematic of: -A more constrained establishing shot. -Doorway framing, a cinematic language of its own not appropriate for a scene like this -Grunts awkwardly... arguing? Standing around? Flailing their arms? What are they even doing? Why are we watching them do this for so long? -A stupid compression-effect shot on the grunt, so clearly made by someone just ITCHING to make a shot like this -Inappropriate for Halo, an enemy, and for a character who you cant even see the face of. -The cherry on top is the fully disconnected lighting between the cinematic and the gameplay space as the cinematic ends Stuff like this needs to be rightly criticized, and all the more for remakes, which should have none of the confusion and cross-department bickering as new games might. You're remaking a game. You know the space. You know the story. You should know the intent.”

Halo Campaign Evolved added women's voice to the marine's that weren't in the original game to be woke. It's now been updated for "modern audiences"

This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling Trans. They know what they’re doing. Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it. This is intentional. I will not be gaslit.