Burgers and Blitzes

We don't deserve dogs, we do deserve the 1st down pass though.

If I hit that jackpot, I ain't telling but there will be signs

@ajwinsett That's when you know it's your ass, bucko.

You little knuckleheads keeping fucking around in the Scientology buildings thinking shit us sweet. Until you round a corner and Ethan Hunt pulls off his random security guard mask.

Clickity clack it's 3am and I've got a knot in my back.

The group chat is down horrendous this morning, some mowing, some at soccer/baseball practice and some in church. All hurting. We had the bright idea of busting out the dominoes at 9pm last night.

@ACiD_L25 Just do it. It's so satisfying and elite tier smells

@Not2BeTrite My adhd is buying the stuff but never actually washing my cars. Once had weeds growing under my windshield wipers on my old g35 because I let tree debris sit in there.

Car detailing Uncle Caveman checking in on y'all. If you want to get your paint smooth without having to do a full paint correction (buffing) after. Get a clay mitt, your soap bucket and get to work. Paint will feel like a hockey rink. They're less abrasive than the bar.

@jsHere4football Lay some floaties against that 3rd base fence line for your own welfare.

@Not2BeTrite yup 🤦🏼‍♀️

slip and slide baseball??

I hope Nico Harrison is somewhere having a really bad time right now. May his socks never be dry.

One of these guys is supposed to be a linebacker.

@MisterZee9 Visor Garrett is cringe and under qualified for the job. He may pan out, I doubt it. Mustard Tiger was fucking lazy Garrett was a nepo hire. Neither of them were/are a gameday advantage.

@Not2BeTrite You hated Garrett in part bc of his robot like persona, now you are complaining about Schotty because he’s outwardly more emotional and coaches with some energy? You also weren’t a fan of the Mustard Tiger either. 3 very different guys, don’t seem like there’s an pleasing you

Could he not be so cringe

Jordan Hudson is another one of "my guys" who I'll have irrational hope for. My love for diamond in the rough WRs

@Eutychus411 The guy he's behind is shit at blocking and moves like year 14 Witten.

@Not2BeTrite That’s never gonna happen because he’s not gonna be on the field enough. 800 yards is TE1 and he doesn’t block anywhere near well enough to be anything more than TE3

It would be so cool to see Trigg lock tf in and have a decade of 800 yard seasons. It's literally all up to him, the opportunity is there.

@Your_Guy_Nix @TheLandoShow I'm off today so didn't take my spaz meds. Brain got in front, behind and between the fingers.

@Not2BeTrite @TheLandoShow Got you. I was like wait, what!?

Downs and Dak are gonna bro down so hard on some big bro shit. Dak's been in it, thrown into the fire, caught the yips (bc they were beat into him) and pulled out of it. Has faced every single defense imaginable. Dak might have to set guidelines on when he can text him 😂

@Your_Guy_Nix @TheLandoShow Isn't* Clearly a typo but a crucial one.

@Not2BeTrite @TheLandoShow Huh? He is 21. lol

@Johnny_Fontane Could easily go that way.

@Not2BeTrite He gives off David Irving vibes