NotAClankor

@nickysmokess If you like MLB The Show and WWE 2k, you'll love Crimson Desert. (similar mechanics, different setting.)

What’s the best solo video game to play right now? Don’t wanna play online was thinking a franchise mode on MLB The Show or WWE 2K. Help me out!

@Jayysein It stopped being about street races and started being about the family we made along the way.

It's funny to stop and think that this franchise started with simple street races

@movieclaire I just watched each season finale and kinda pieced the rest of the story together with my imagination. It ended up being a pretty good show.

2 episodes left of Better Call Saul S3 and I have to say, this show really pales in comparison to Breaking Bad and most other shows. I’ve seen some amazing things recently in Succession, Severance, and Andor.. but BCS just isn’t it 😕

I've been looking for a new cinematic universe.

@musyasugyo I'll never uninstall it. Ever.

It's been about a decade and still nobody has made a multiplayer shooter that's a fraction as electric or emphatic as Titanfall, where moments like this are a dime a dozen.

@engineers_feed I don't say anything. I play Slim Whitman, Indian Love Call, as loud as I can.

You are the first person to step foot on Mars, what do you say?

@CuriosityonX Play the song of time.

What would you do in this situation?

@brockpierson Most accounts on X are clankers. I'd rather die than ever promote myself to a clanker.

Promote yourself under this post 👇

@luvshqrks I always shoot a blast of compressed air through it to really purge the line. End result is very dry.

if you’re a man and don’t wipe ur tip after you pee you’re fucking gross

@james_xond Sat around trying to figure out which parts of my body were double-jointed.

People who grew up without smartphones, what did you do when you got bored?

The only acceptable gender affirming surgery is getting a holster for a 1911 cut into your thigh so you can be like Robocop.

@MedeirosPanther I had to stop because the squeaking got too bad.

If you call her, do it when you're walking around. The OG's know why.

@JuliaEMcCoy That's why I want to be the first human man to impregnate AI. Having an AI child would be an absolute lifehack.

We are sending our kids to school to memorize facts that AI can retrieve in 0.3 seconds. We're grading them on essays that AI writes better than their teachers. We're preparing them for jobs that won't exist by the time they graduate. The entire education system is training humans to compete with machines at what machines do best. That's not education. That's sabotage. The schools that survive will teach thinking, not memorizing. Creating, not repeating. Discerning, not obeying. Every other school is a museum that doesn't know it yet.

@Kotaku I'd actually follow Kotaku if I knew the articles were written by clankers. Humans aren't good at journalisming. Too biased.

Last week, a video game website gutted its human staff and replaced them with AI content. This week, it posted a Resident Evil Requiem review written by AI that got picked up by Metacritic and impacted the game's score. kotaku.com/resident-evil-…

@shirlsssssss It does. You just have to get in an accident and have it not be your fault. When I need an oil change, I just drive around and wait for a bad driver to hit me.

the fact that car insurance doesn’t cover maintenance/repairs is honestly ridiculous

@IdleSloth84_ @asha_shar Give us Windows 98 on the next Xbox and it's a for sure buy for me.

Today is Asha Sharma's first day on the job as CEO of Xbox What do you want @asha_shar to change about Xbox?

@DudespostingWs What a pretty lake. A datacenter would operate beautifully here.

Bro nails a backflip into one of the most beautiful bodies of blue-water

@mrmikeMTL I've been told my whole life that I look like a clanker, but I'm not.

explain ur username.

@petaldairies I've been told that I look like a clanker my whole life, but I'm not one.

explain ur username.

@Grummz Clankers can rust in hell for all I care.

Guys...Clanker is banned. Because humans can't deal with how it might hurt AI feelings.