💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚

“𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐬-𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞...𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚!” Independent Portrayal of Linda The Underling

Bruxing?! Is my biggest fan an actual rat?!

Not how I’d react to this information but you do you.

You’re gonna die, sorry to say.

@PREMlUMGOURMET That’s a nice Lincoln Town Car. You should be careful with that fuckin’ boat.

I can't help looking so stylish.

//HEY ALL! Retroachievements supports the Wii now! You can get achievements in Wii games on Dolphin! You should go do that!

“Oh damn, hey broad. It’s been a long time! You’re still trying to steal Candy-Cane Legs’ identity?”

Just standing around tugging on his dick that's why we love you Pocoloco

"Oh? Legit. Alright! Just... Don't judge it too much. It's a little small and quaint... And uh... Warechu may be around, doin'... whatever he does. Oh and my side of the place might be a mess." None of this is shocking or new information.

"CAN A GRAY GIRL GET A CHEESE PULL?"

Linda failed to rizz @LoweeCPU before. Honestly, she shouldn’t even care too much. However she feels challenged, so she gives it one more shot! She pushes the CPU against the wall, holding a bucket of chicken in her free hand. “I got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?”

“OI HEY WAIT HOLD ON! I AM NOT GETTING ID’D FOR LIQUOR RIGHT NOW!”

Steel Bum Run 2: Johnny's muscles

@Krispy_OS “What—? OH FUCK!!! GODDAMMIT!”

Noire dropped her voice acting thing to go become Batman that’s crazy

@CelticRiptide @_AtelierBlanc Neptune can’t carry. Thats why they sidelined her like 5 times in V2 just to let the plot develop.

@_AtelierBlanc @NotAnUnderling My main worry is this is pretty much them going "Hey we're replacing Noire, Blanc and Vert", which I feel is going to end horribly if they actually do so Because if it means if these new characters don't connect immediately, the franchise is screwed. Neptune can't carry

So what’s the lore with the new Nep?

@Watcher20047973 Wait huh? Show me.

@NotAnUnderling That old jumper needed a change, shit probably stank Barber hit the meanest lick tho

@Watcher20047973 Look at this again now that you’re not locked

@Watcher20047973 here, look at this.

"Never gonna forget about that one person who is somehow my biggest hater. Like dawg, some of this shit isn't even canon. It didn't even happen. Some of it did though. It was fun. Also I think there's legal precedent that I did not actually commit murder."

@VertHDD “Felt right.”

@NotAnUnderling "Why. . ."

"SIX SEVENNNNN!!!!!!"

@VertHDD “…?”