Not Andrew Turner MP

Fucking Strong and fucking Stable all the way

Brexity wrexity stuff gives me a hard border

@AddmannIW Funnily enough I have been maced in the bollocks before, but that’s another story

@NotAndrewTurner I dream of you squaring up to Theresa, declaring Wigexit, draping your bollocks over the Parliamentary Mace whilst declaring your passion to withdraw the Isle of Wight from the customs treaty with Hampshire .....

Let me know when you want me back, bitches 👊🤪

Yep, photo or it don’t happen 📸

@IoWBobSeely Did she mention tigers? 🐅

PM did well enough. Some hostile questions but overwhelming mood supportive. Very strongly suspect she will survive.

I’m no friend of Dorothy #Brexit

BOOM I'M OUTTA HERE BITCHES twitter.com/bbcsouthtoday/…

Just phoned @IoWBobSeely to see if he's free on 8th June. He is. #GE2017

Cool beans - I'm in the Daily Mail dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4…

Don't be silly, Be a smartie, Vote for me & the Isle of Wight Nasty Party #GE2017

Don't forget, I beat off stiff competition at the last erection & I will do it again #GE2017

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Wishing you a strong and stable #edballsday

We're fucked if they ever form some kind of Union twitter.com/independent/st…

I am strong I am stable I am secure I am strong I am stable I am secure I am strong I am stable I am secure *repeat until 9 June* #GE2017

@NotAndrewTurner Thing is, it is clear you are a Romanian immigrant from your photo .....

@AddmannIW Busted #Lol

Funny how @cllrianward can use Twitter well enough to block me, but doesn't know how to delete a racist tweet 🤔#IsleofWight

Trying. To. Smile. Hurts. My. Face.