Bill Clinton

It feels good to know I'm helping my wife's campaign, you know?

If this election has taught me anything it's that I need to find a spot for Trump's daughter in the Clinton administration. #BillsApprentice

Much as I love a good sensual number, let's pump up my follower count, shall we?

@tedcruz, if you think your 21 hour filibuster was impressive, you should see what I can do for 21 hours. #Monica

@POTUS, take a lesson from ol' Bill: the legislation on your desk is a whole lot less important than who's under it.

Give @HillaryClinton a break about the 30,000 emails. Most of them were the steamy letters to @MonicaLewinsky they subpoenaed years ago.

@billclinton is my name and sex scandal is my game...of course that all depends on what your definition of the word is is.

I'm fully endorsing my lovely wife, but not Clorox...damn detergent won't erase a simple semen stain. #bluedress

While she's out campaigning, I'm taking applications for first mistress. #Hillary2016