Not Bill Walton

I stopped this account a long time ago, but...For the few people reading, here is a short story about how cool Bill Walton was. Back in 2011, in the same week, my dad died, his friend the legend Walt Hazzard died, and this account got suspended for "impersonation".

@Fantasybaseb No. I got in a silly online beef with Chris Brown, which caused confusion. His people pushed for it.

I stopped this account a long time ago, but...For the few people reading, here is a short story about how cool Bill Walton was. Back in 2011, in the same week, my dad died, his friend the legend Walt Hazzard died, and this account got suspended for "impersonation".

To hear Bill Walton is gone today is beyond devastating. We all know what we have lost. This is about way more than basketball. Oh, the humanity. Bill had it in spades.  One last time...  Throw it down, big man, throw it DOWN.

...in touch with his assistant to get my account back. He was a man of his word, and I worked through a difficult time of losing my dad but at least had the humor of my account to keep me going. I have Bill Walton to thank for that. I made this account because we all loved Bill.

RIP 1952-2024 #ThrowItDown

This GOP debate has plenty of super villains on the stage. DeSanits as Homelander, Haley as Stormfront and Vivek as batshit insane Indian Joker. And they are all still scared of an old man named DARK BRANDON

We all see how James Harden quits on his team in the playoffs. We all see how when he wants off a team, he throws a temper tantrum. So why would any NBA team want to trade for him? As the ever eloquent @kurupt_gotti once said, "Can't Make a Ho a Housewife".

Last night, we saw the LeBron of old in the first half. In the second half, we just saw an old LeBron.

Laker fans are literally chanting "Westbrook" over and over again but Adam Silver's noise cancellation AIB at Crypto is hiding it.

Jamal Murray throwing down shot after shot like he was James Harden in Cancun right now

Jamal Murray is so unconscious right now you would think he was having drinks at Bill Cosby's house at 2am! I AM ENTHRALLED!

"My balls are sweaty" - Reggie Miller. Mine too, Reggie. Mine too. THE @NBAonTNT IS FANTASTIC!

Lakers right now

Embiid played like trash and lost, and now Jokic is playing like a Basketball GAWD crushing the helpless Lakers. White people haven't been this happy since Elon Musk gave them the power of the Blue Check!

James Harden is the most clutch player of all time when it comes to being unclutch. Like there's nothing I'm more sure of in life than of James Harden giving up in the playoffs. A tradition unlike any other!

@al_25_ Every team has had choke artist on it. Chris Paul the choke artist, James Harden the choke artist. It's not his fault he has players throwing the game every single time. Kevin Garnett is not walking through that door.

Doc’s teams do this all the time as well

Twitter wants Doc Rivers fired. He has done everything to try to motivate James Harden outside of dying and then rising from the dead and literally controlling James Harden's body like it was an old '90s movie 💀

Coach Twitter, please tell me how you would make annual playoff bums stop being annual playoff bums? What is Doc River supposed to do? Turn into a Obi Wan Kenobi hologram and guide James Harden's hands with the force?