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Y’all gotta cut Tatsuya some slack man. He’ll find his groove.

Benched Yanier and we scored runs. Imagine that.

@JoFamke Glue of the rotation? Dude was a crybaby who crossed up his own catcher because he got his feelings hurt. He can go make 39 Mil AAV somewhere else.

Framber was the glue of this rotation. Without him this staff is nothing. Yall tried to believe in some meaningless spring training performances

@annoyingastros Yes they can. They’re down 1-0 right now.

Bout to start the year off swept against a team that’ll most likely finish last in the division. Well that’s if we don’t finish last in the division ourselves.

@on_barbs @javvpicks You mean the same guy that hit .250 against lefties in ST? Or the one that hit .350 against lefties last year? Take your pick.

@javvpicks Put a lefty in there and he’ll look worse than you with the bat

Keeping Loperfido out the lineup, the only one who has proved to actually hit, is diabolical.

Gonna be another long year

@CoyoteRaider @BCTitan Then what does that make the big 12 😂

@BCTitan It’s almost as if, the SEC is not miles ahead like they want you to believe. 4 great programs with a bunch of ass

Anybody recall who it was that told us, continuously, that TEXAS would "struggle for years" in the SEC? Baseball #2 takes series from OU. Softball #1 takes series from Aggies. Basketball #3 is throttling UK in NCAA tourney. Man, if this is struggling... Sigh, Hook 'em!!

Does Skip Johnson do anything other than cry

@SleeperAstros Yeah let’s bench the only guy that had multiple hits yesterday

HE’S BACKKKKK 😈 Astros vs Kikuchi: 1. Peña 2. Alvarez 3. Paredes 4. Altuve 5. Correa 6. Smith 7. Walker 8. Diaz 9. Matthews

Texas fans love to talk about a softball natty and then turn around and discredit A&Ms volleyball natty

I know it’s only 1 game but man this team reeks of the 2025 Astros

MLB Opening Day is underway! And just like that, the Dallas Cowboys have been eliminated from postseason contention.

Paul Skenes was nails against the best roster ever created but can’t get out of the first against the Mets 😂

You know Astros baseball is actually back when they tell you a player is gonna play and that’s no longer true come game day 😂

@daileyjoyf LSU fans are so full of themselves. Do yall ever get tired of making everything about yourselves?

everyone else: “it’s opening day!” me: “i’m an LSU fan. we’re bound to do something today that’s more entertaining than whatever the mlb is producing.” and here we are 😂

@AstrosFuture @camibrown1984 I don’t like parades hitting behind Alvarez but we’ll see how this goes

The #Astros lineup doesn’t look bad at all. 1. Peña, SS 2. Alvarez, LF 3. Altuve, 2B 4. Correa, 3B 5. Paredes, DH 6. Walker, 1B 7. Diaz, C 8. Smith, RF 9. Meyers, CF Thoughts?

IT'S OFFICIALLY #OPENINGDAY, H-TOWN!

Baseball is fucking back baby

@KayNaegeli NOOO please don’t take our coach 😉

Texas A&M’s Joni Taylor has been floated around as a candidate to take over at her alma mater.