(Not) Really Tom Carper

hi guys i think this is dead but here’s me, tom carper, chilling with chuck schumer

@johnwhoven committee superlative: most logical republican

If anyone is still on here, just want y’all to know my hard work payed off! #SUMS19

thinking abt yeast rolls rn let’s get this BREAD

@LindseyGrahamSU @PortmanFake we love bipartisan bonding for self care 😍🇺🇸

@PortmanFake @NotCarper Count me in

@PortmanFake why did you retweet this rob are you ok

@PortmanFake @LindseyGrahamSU get 👏 that 👏 nose 👏 piercing 👏 senator 👏

@NotCarper @PortmanFake Robbie we’re all here for you don’t worry

@jmerklez i like corgis for their short legs so i can see ur point with wiener dogs

@NotCarper okay but weiner dogs

shocked to find out that senator feinstein’s favorite breed of dog is a german shepherd, i prefer corgis! #SUMS19

Scooter is honored to have received the title of "Honorary Canine Senator" and if he could speak I'm sure he'd say "woof", which roughly translates to "I've done a good job so pet me please." #SUMS19

when you wanted to talk to the witness abt rice but he’s talking abt land grants

@johnwhoven those amendments weren’t added to the bill my good sir

this is a cry for help my head still hurts from the floor session today i wish i was kidding

what’s up i’m tom carper i’m 72 and i never learned the federal definition of the word “wilderness”

let’s get LIT in the epw committee and legalize marijuana 🔥