Ellie Goulding's boytoy

i love how billionnaire apologists be like "actually their net worth doesnt mean money in pocket, therefore we cant tax them more" and then elon musk literally wants to throw like 40 billion at twitter for funsies.

Nothing has me feeling less manly than having small pockets

Nah but smoking is so chill. Depressed? Smoke a cigarette. Tired? Smoke a cigarette. Nervous? Smoke a cigarette.

@adoseofmars Like a bad guy riding the jetski and eventually Tom cruise (long blonde hair) gets onto the jetski and knocks the bad guy off. And then he saved the day and had like some supermodel girlfriend aswell who just appeared on the jetski behind him.

@adoseofmars Tom cruise was also there but he was blonde and one of the vine-like plants we have turned into snakes and started chasing Tom cruise. But the he jumped onto the back of a jetski and was like holding onto a rope attached to this jetski going full speed in the ocean. And there was

What's it called when you put your lips on someone's skin and then blow and then it makes like a fart noise?

@AriesKerrighan Broski go watch 5 seasons of peaky blinders then we speak again

@NotDominic2 They look cool fighting for their lives on a ventilator as well...

People who smoke cigarettes look so cool and I'm tired of pretending like they don't

Need a girl that gna stab me in my sleep.

My botlane after going 0/15

@HonestLCKFan im funnier. dua lipa should date me instead

@NotDominic2 Nah rare L

Trevor Noah not even that funny now that I think about it again😒

@CultureCrave @MatthewKeysLive free my brudda

The 17-year-old ‘GTA 6’ hacker has reportedly been arrested in the UK (via @MatthewKeysLive)

The Dark Side of British History You Weren't Taught in School @GeorgeMonbiot

@SomaKazima LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When the original Game of Thrones music played during the House of the Dragon intro.

It's shameful how we remove some kids from homes & put them into the foster care system b/c their parents can't afford to provide for them, but then pay strangers to provide for those kids instead of supporting the parents. Punishing those struggling with poverty makes no sense.

Powerade flavoured ice-cream

Respectfully… this ain’t it bro 😭 (via suckytattoos/IG)