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@abcampbell A rare exemplary portrayol of market efficiency

imagine buying long dated oil in April 2020 then Rip Van Winkling 6yrs only to be told: 1. US is at war with Iran & Strait of Hormuz is closed 2. Spot crude is >$110 and 3. you only made $5 on your Dec30 futures

@nikitabier @nypost YES PLZ!!!

@nypost Can I say something without everyone getting mad

Notorious Gen. Soleimani's sultry grandniece led lavish lifestyle touring US hotspots, as her mom promoted Iranian regime trib.al/y38evjw

The old saying "if you do the same thing over and over and expect different result, your crazy" Is totally accurate given all other variables are stable and consistent But in game theoretic situations with actively evolving players - the opposite is actually true

BREAKING: My sources in Brussels have confirmed the official EU response to the Iran conflict: 1. France has surrendered 2. Sweden offering asylum to both sides 3. Greece will ask Iran for a loan 4. Denmark offering Irani leaders free mental health counseling 5. No response from Spain (weekend) More intel to follow soon

WHERE ARE HIS TEETH!!!

YEAH BABY!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

This is wild!!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

3 on 3!!????

"Analyst changes price target after backlash" Bro wut? That is NOT how it works. Time for you to retire sir...

Good ideas, are the golden ticket Really good ideas spread like wildfire or a virus It always surprises me how few people have this capacity or have built out this muscle EXTREMELY underrated

@VladTheInflator @TheMIAAllDay247 Hah, yeah maybe a studio in a shitty part of town Lots of supply coming online as usual but prices for solid spots are still quite high

Miami real estate is absolutely fucked

@rkmasiello Well then go short to hedge and make funding

@NotDovBerns Am against paying funding to go long

We shall all pour a cold one out for the levered and unhedged robinhood trading precious metals bro I'm sure it was fun , until it wasn't

@rkmasiello Tbh I would guess you are more of perps guy, better product frfr

@NotDovBerns We trade futs bro

I mean yeah, why not

I've noticed this to be true, personally - but plz correct me if you feel otherwise Real men need MANY bags, FINE bags of all shapes and sizes Luxury man bags

Man, are we really going to have 2 more meetings of this!? THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, GOODBYE!

Click, this is worthless Nothing he says matters anymore

Who is this guy?!?? A man of public service, but supposedly unable [or unwilling] to answer questions...

Nicky T bringing the heat today Bravo...