Possibly Fern?

don’t soft block me. be a man

mr steal ur bitch

@ruemennd i have a DS that’s set up to pirate games, it’s like the same price but i haven’t paid for a single game

@NotFernNotHere FAWWKKK I NEED TO GET A SWITCH OR I WILL EXPLODEE 🤯🤯🤯

is this a safe space to say i would yumeship myself with Charlie Kelly on Tomodachi Life..,

@fandomverse_ troy barnes loves butt stuff

gun to your head name a black bottom

@archerstea yellow and blue r together and peridot is their green daughter

blue diamond has a gorgeous butch lesbian right beside her and some of yall still choose to ship her with her male in-law

@schumisnoopy @danascullesbian spock’s husband and his boyfriend

they would go far and beyond the ends of the universe for spock

if i had to lose a mile if i had to touch feeling i would lose my soul the way i do i dont have to think i only have to do it the results are always perfect but thats old news would you like to hear my voice sprinkled with emotions invented at your birth

remove from his sex playlist sorry ive been awake too long so if none of my tweets make sense i’ll blame that

i head-canon that dennis had to remove I’ll Make Love to You by Boys II Men because his interpretation of the lyrics made his sexual partners very uncomfortable

Like A Virgin by Madonna is on thin ice

“i’ll make love to you like you want me to” Dennis you’re supposed to have sex cause you want to, you and Boys II Men don’t mean the same things and your conquest of the night wants to leave please stop this no one wants this to happen

“he’s witterly a criminal” EXPLODING YOU WITH MY MIND “but he killed those crows” AAUUSGXHDJDJDJEKKWWKKSKAKWKDKDJDIDIDIRIRIRIRKEJDJFJRJEKEKSKSKWKKEKDJFJDKSLWKEKDJDJDJEIWKWKSKDJDJDJHBDBEJIWKJDJEJWJWJWJSJDJNFRNJEIEOWOWOWOSK

whenever someone tries to convince me dennis has ASPD i have to shut my brain off to prevent myself from harming myself or others because 10/10 times my internal dialogue becomes ASPD DOESNT MEAN FUCKING EVIL YOU ABSOLUTE POS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

i wish calypso was allowed to spread more during the war it’s such an amazing genre and i wish it was able to spread more

@sodoesayuri @danascullesbian t’shit

@danascullesbian Ts so peak

lady t'pring :3 ignore that i gave up with her hair

@danascullesbian @aethereaters she’s so beautiful

@flqshverse mac’s caregiving kink strikes again

mac was so real for making dennis sick so he could take care of him like #yeah

@Iluvtheworld43 he probably just applied, had a clean record, passed the 9-12 month probational, and a willingness to relocate. most people in the CIA aren’t there for passion. i still want an episode of him applying and being the new guy tho 🗣️

i’m selfish and greedy and i want to learn more about how exactly stan got into the CIA and i would love to see where he got the interest of wanting to become a government agent since he didn’t seem too interested in it when he was in college

@garfieldluvr78 this is the shit mac stocks the macdennis apartment with

furry art at the supermarket. fucking whatever dude

@okitanoniisan awww dennis is so into him and he doesn’t gaf just like the show ❤️

his chad toilet paper-having aura proved too much for dennis