@amiyaaranha Oyasumiya
Shadow kitty, watch over my lovely oshi💜
Sweet dreams, Ami💜
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MaybeGac
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MaybeGac
@NotGac
It is illegal to acknowledge my existence.
Katılım Nisan 2022
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@amiyaaranha Please, Amiya! Not the Bucko Cables again! We'll sing the Cherry Song next Fall!
(But really, these are super cute!)
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I was just playing around but theres much more variety! So cute 😊😊😊
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@MozzuMuscle Yeah, if you're not good at modulating your voice, you'd be running that risk.
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Man I’d love to go to a vtuber con in person but I think I’m at a size where I’m liable to get clocked at any of them
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@amiyaaranha That is true! Which is why it's important to check as well as you can
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@NotGac I didn't find any! I just know sometimes you can get something from the grocery store and it's like already moldy
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I know vtuber post pics of moldy food a lot but I don't think vtubers actually have a higher incidence of eating moldy food
Like moldy food is something you just encounter sometimes without realizing and it not your fault right?
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@amiyaaranha You get to see the outdoors and absorb the peace, then return somewhere perfectly safe. Cavewoman instincts reward you!
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I'm feeling so relaxed after my walk!! What causes this??
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Ami went for a walk! And got girl dinner of peppers and hummus!!
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@karinrin_ch Was this an "oh, not everyone struggles to breathe after bananas"-style revelation?
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[Important Announcement Regarding Future Activities]
I found out I'm allergic to bananas
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Ohamiya
Places a single strawberry candy on your pillow
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I think I'm gonna fall asleep to some dragon ball
Oyasumiya 💜💜💜
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Really hoping every single bucko is comfy and taking care of themselves 💜💜 big hugs
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They have cd's and books and magazines and games ill get you all something
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how do i hype a video?? i wanna hype the new ocha norma vid!
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@amiyaaranha I can't think of any Star Wars stuff that warrants watching... maybe try MST3K-ing A New Hope summin'?
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Do buckos wanna do a watchalong this week? I can't really think of anything to watch since we saw both star wars visions, any ideas?
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MaybeGac retweetledi
Had a Jane Street phone interview in 2016. "Price a 6-month forward on carrots."
There's no carrot futures market, so I build one from scratch: seasonal harvest cycles, USDA demand elasticity, cold storage decay rates.
One trader stops me. "Your storage cost function– you're modeling the carrot as dead inventory. Like grain in a silo." He asks me the metabolic respiration rate of a post-harvest carrot at 2°C. I estimate.
"Your forward is overpriced by exactly that shrinkage. The underlying is consuming its own sugars. It's alive." Good correction. I adjust the model. I think I've recovered.
Rejection email comes the next morning. Subject: "Ethical Review." My framework, they write, "relied on the severance of the root organism from its growth medium." The question about respiration was a test. The carrot was still alive and I'd built an entire derivatives structure on top of its death without questioning whether harvest was an acceptable act.
I pull up the recruiter's original email. It doesn't say Jane Street. It says Jain Street– a non-violent quantitative commodities fund.
The carrot was never supposed to be priced. It was supposed to be refused. I later learn the only candidate who passed that round was a former monk from Gujarat who sat in silence for eleven minutes and said, "I cannot put a price on life." He's now a partner.
Deedy@deedydas
Jane Street made ~$40B in 2025 with 3,500 employees, a ~2x from the year before. At ~65-70% profit margin, that's $8M profit / employee, the highest for a 1000+ ppl company. High-frequency trading continues to be the most efficient money making engine. I want to share an old story about my Jane Street interview in 2014. Jane Street was known for hiring a lot of math, physics and CS olympiad winners from top universities and putting them through many rounds - including, for trading roles, a gauntlet of mental math. It was my 6th interview and my final round and I recall being asked "What is the next day after today in DD/MM/YYYY where all the digits are unique?" They'd toy with you and say "You can use a pencil and paper, if you want" but you knew that was an instant no. Painstakingly and as quickly as I could, I came to an answer. "How confident are you that this is correct on a 0-1 probability scale?" the interviewer said. "0.95", I blurted out, not fully knowing how to answer that. "Are you sure?" After thinking harder for a few more seconds, I realized I could've flipped the digits around to get a closer date. I gave the interviewer my answer. It was correct. "0.95 huh?" he chuckled. That's when I knew I failed. Note: fwiw, other companies that come close in efficiency are - Tether ($90M+ profit/emp) - Hyperliquid ($80M+ profit/emp) and on revenue: - Valve ($50M/emp) - OnlyFans ($37M/emp) - Craigslist ($14M/emp) - Anthropic ($12M/emp, run rate) - OpenAI ($8M/emp, run rate) For comparison, Nvidia is very efficient at scale and is $4.4M/emp.
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@amiyaaranha Sundays are meant to be lazy, and you had a crazy day yesterday!
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