Jon Rothstein

@FlaggHOF32 The over absolutely soared Jack

@NotJ0NRoth What was the line on underwear soiled? Have to imagine the over hit

A record breaking THIRD pair of underwear have been soiled!!!! Henri Veesaar just threw a meatball sub off of the backboard, trying to intentionally miss the free throw. VCU wins it in AMAZING fashion. WHAT A GAME. WHAT A MONTH. Anarchy? Nope. Just college basketball.

St Louis by TKO. The Billikens are having their way with Georgia right now. Mike White is the GOAT of losing in the first round of 8-9 games. Nobody better. SLU looks like a threat to give Michigan a good game. Excited for the round of 32. This. Is. March.

Cain with the steal

Bucky McMillan. Full court press. St Mary’s continues to disappoint in the tournament. If you bet on the Gaels you should consider uninstalling your betting app. Rashaun Agee is a beast. The Aggies will most likely play Houston next round.

THE LONGHORNS CONQUER AJ DYBANTSA AND BYU! That big white dumbass Matas Vokietaits was amazing. Totally dominated the Cougars. They’ve won 2 games and will play the winner of Gonzaga-Kennesaw St. AJ Dybantsa bows out of the tournament in the first round. Next up? Top 3 pick.

THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH. THIS IS ******* MARCH.

FIRST PAIR OF UNDERWEAR: SOILED SECOND PAIR OF UNDERWEAR: SOILED THIS. IS. ******* MARCH

GRAB THOSE FUCKING NITROGLYCERIN PILLS

Father in-law just called my cell asking if now was a good time to talk. I blocked his phone number for good. He should know it’s a mortal sin to call during the first day of March Madness. If I never speak to him again I hope my wife will understand. This. Is. March.

@MarcusC7796 John Calipari. The Last Corleone.

@NotJ0NRoth Say the line.

Arkansas by TKO. The razorbacks plays a FUN style of basketball. A wire to wire win against a Hawaii team who never stood a chance. Next up? High Point in the round of 32. People may tell you Arkansas has a “Mickey mouse” path to the S16, I disagree. The Panthers are legit.

Nebraska by TKO. The Huskers get their FIRST EVER tournament win over Troy. Scott Cross welcome to SearchSZN my friend.

THE HORNED FROGS PULL OF A STUNNER! Xavier Edmonds seals it on a layup with 4 seconds left. David Punch, welcome to stardom. A real paint presence who will go toe to toe with Cam Boozer in the round of 32. Ohio state loses a heartbreaker. The dark side of March.

GRAB YOUR MOTHER ******* NITROGLYCERIN PILLS

TCU. Ohio State. Standalone tournament game. Let’s have a day, America. This. Is. March.

To all of my folks at work today and tomorrow. Send that singular email. Type that one sentence on your spreadsheet. Don’t listen to anybody in that meeting. Politely brush off office chatter. Work can wait. College basketball can’t. Reminder: THIS IS FUCKING MARCH.

@Dickmcfadden69 Nuke it, Dick.

Jon Rothstein was my sleep paralysis demon last night and he was dribbling a basketball while muttering the words “VCU ML”

TODAY IS THE DAY. The best weekend in all of sports starts NOW. Tell the wives your busy, tell the boss that your sick, tell the kids you need privacy, tell the in-laws you’re swamped at work. Get to your TV, crank the volume up to max, and rot on the couch. THIS IS MARCH.

Does this guy ever quit flapping that damn jaw of his? We get it you’re upset Auburn didn’t make the tournament. Auburn would’ve been thrashed by Miami OH anyway, Bruce. Just saying.