Jon Rothstein

It’s time to go into hibernation, America. We sleep in May.

It’s time to go into hibernation, America. We sleep in May.

@sargeantsniff3r The epitome of brutality.

@JonRothstein ????

Knicks by TKO.

2 hours until May.

I am told Steven Pearl and Mark Pope will have a coaches meeting in Tel Aviv later this afternoon, per source.

15 hours until May. I have my bed ready for hibernation. I’m getting sleepy, America. We sleep in May.

Today’s ROTHSTEIN 45 is LIVE. TOP 10: 1. Texas 2. Florida 3. Duke 4. Michigan 5. Illinois 6. Arizona 7. Arkansas 8. Indiana 9. Missouri 10. UConn CC: @FDSportsbook

Source: Thought this would be interesting to share. A colleague gave me a laundry list of Mark Pope’s “whiffs” Dent Yaxel Gwath Wilkerson Muurinen Stokes Freeman Dedan Thomas Rob Wright Cruz Davis Yessofu Pate Vanterpool Pierre Decker Dynes Wilkinson Quite the list.

Tyran Stokes did indeed sign his paperwork prior to taking his visit to Lexington. A source tells me that Stokes took the visit to Lexington to “do a little bit of trolling”

@pinto479 Pinto. Thanks brother. Jon

@NotJ0NRoth Slide the decimal over to the left

BREAKING: Tyran Stokes has COMMITTED to the Kansas Jayhawks. Huge get for Bill Self and the Jayhawks. The #1 overall recruit in the land will be playing in Allen Fieldhouse. Another big swing and a miss for Mark Pope, who is batting around .045 for Kentucky.

Tyran Stokes better have a delayed step move in his bag at the collegiate level. Hes already mastered the delayed commitment maneuver in real life.

Source: The nations #1 overall recruit Tyran Stokes will announce his decision tonight on Comedy Central at 7ET. No matter who Stokes chooses, a coach who misses out is bound to get laughed at ruthlessly.

Breaking news regarding the recruitment of Tyran Stokes: I have no fucking clue what’s going on.

Breaking: Finnish prospect Miikka Muurinen has committed to John Calipari and Arkansas. An anonymous SEC coach on Muurinen: “we tried recruiting him but he kept calling me Finnish slurs, the attitude is a real issue.” John Calipari. The Last Corleone.

The epitome of brutality.

Wife has been asking me to take her on a nice dinner to the Cheesecake Factory. I said “Babe, this Boise State vs USC game from November isn’t gonna rewatch itself” I ended up door dashing it to my house, and everyone was a winner. We sleep in fucking May.