TotallyNotJeffers

Dark chocolate brownies with dark and white chocolate chips in them, with caramel latte frosting and crushed freeze dried caramel M&Ms. No I will not be eating this myself. I have 2 kids and whatever isn't eaten by Monday, I'll take the rest to work. It will be gone there.

@horsetwting I'm here for this epic battle

fuck you

@DubbyEnergy The whole "if you build it, they will come" is a solid quote for this type of thing. You've built a good foundation for good energy and good flavors.. and everything else that comes with that.

In an industry where energy brands pop up overnight and disappear just as fast, we're still here. We thought it was worth taking a second to tell you exactly why... not to pat ourselves on the back, but because you deserve to know what you're actually supporting when you order from us.

@CuteSis58 Yup!

バイク乗る女子は好きですか？

@WomanWearingRed Ding ding ding ding

You rang?

@farm_docan This is one of the best things I've ever come across on the Internet.

最後にシートをかければ、活発になった善玉菌が土を作り上げてくれます。 土の中で密かにドラマが繰り広げられる上で、ジャガイモの芽吹きを寝て待つチームはっちゃくです。

It's that time again! @PlanetFitness with my @Halo_Lives_On @SweatyCallouts tank on!

We need 10 seasons of this.

@Beaumxntt You'll find those people in the U.S. also regretfully.

Only in Britain will you find wankers upset that a terrorist was kicked in the head 👍🏼

@RockstarGames Don't give us hope.

Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026. rockstargames.com/newswire

If all else fails.. At least I find myself funny 🤷

@tanpukunokami Yes, some add more ingredients. A common one that's added is granola, of any type or flavor.

A follower showed me something called "Ambrosia Salad" the other day. …Is this real? Like, an actual thing people eat? Marshmallows. Whipped cream. Canned fruit. Coconut. …all of that? In one bowl? What is even supposed to go in a salad anymore? This is a salad?? I'm sorry, in what universe.

@CannaCollectz Chalk Line

Name this strain and get to be our seeds and buds permanents tester Good luck Only 5 winners Best names wins

@GunnGoddess Love that song, gonna queue it up now. Thank you for the reminder!

So will you wait me out or will you drown me out?

Very cool art in art! The geniuses who think sticking a banana to the wall is ‘art’ need to see this.

I wonder when I'll have a real relationship instead of "the next lesson" being given to me. 🤷

What is it? 🤷

This just in.. it was -not- the magic schoolbus.