Dakota Nichols

As a single Millennial with no dependents and a six figure income, I’m apparently this country’s only tax base.

hang 10 🤙🏄‍♂️

Divisional dub 😤

The Birmingham Stallions were better when Skip Holtz coached them.

@TheUFL @UFLStallions Please send him back to the Dome. We don’t want him in Birmingham!

"I've loved every minute of it and hopefully will love it even more tonight." 👀 @UFLStallions' AJ McCarron on his return to the Battledome for the first time as a HC 🙌

@nascar_king Yeah, but Birmingham…

Literally the best team in the league and can barely get 5,000 on a Sunday afternoon Worse attendance than the literal Tuesday game

@mcferrin_jim Nah. I love Birmingham more than I hate McCarron. So I’ll be at the game supporting them.

@NotJesseBrdford Boycott until we get Holtz back

Fire AJ McCarron!!

@FireAJMcCarron I been knew. Been on the fire him train since the moment they hired him.

@NotJesseBrdford I tried to warn y'all

The Birmingham Stallions are not good this year. AJ McCarron Effect.

@SteveIrvine04 AJ McCarron Effect.

Birmingham Stallions drop second consecutive game decided in the final minutes of the game. Stallions lose a 10-point fourth quarter lead and drop a 34-30 decision at St. Louis.

@SpringFBZone We want him to go back to St. Louis! Fire AJ McCarron!!

Miss him St Louis? (As he coaches the Birmingham Stallions on the other sideline). #UFL

Stallions gonna lose. FIRE AJ MCCARRON!! #UFL

@burgermanders There’s football on now. Birmingham vs St. Louis on ABC. #UFL

Sundays are brutal without football

@Skykid____ AJ McCarron is more ass than the Vulcan’s backside!

I legitimately have no idea what to call this game. Is St Louis's offense ass? Is Birmingham's offense ass? Is AJ good at coaching or ass at coaching? Was Anthony Brecht the problem or is St Louis just ass? Who wants to win this game? #USFL #XFL #UFL

And ofc, week one had ALL THE MISSES!

Kicking is a big issue this year for Birmingham. Last week they went for it on 4th down instead of kicking a long field goal and ended up costing them the game (had the field goal been made). Today, it should be a 4-point lead but missed an XP.

@UflFans But everyone laughed when Birmingham Fans kept pointing out that the 4,500-attended game kicked off at 11am on a cloudy Sunday ON MOTHER’S DAY!

Rough weather this morning in frisco just before the game. That coupled with a 11 am sunday start did not help the attendance...

Missed another extra point. 🙄

Thank god for the Birmingham Defense! #UFL

Stallions Defense keeping ‘em in the game.