Not Jesus

@uu5ua How to wear your transmission out 101

كل من يظن نفسه سائقًا محترفًا، عليه أن يشاهد هذا الفيديو أولًا.

@memechaotic He’s the guy on socials telling 40 year olds he’s been 17 for the last 5 years who also has a girlfriend 🤣

That's definitely not Enlgish 😭

@justalexoki When he walked on water it was to hide the tic tac UFO he was walking on

imagine if Jesus was an alien and all the miracles and stuff was just alien stuff

@DudespostingWs If momentum was a muscle he would be jacked

A 22-year-old broke a Guinness World Record after completing 12,412 pull-ups in 24 hours. That’s about 517 pull-ups per hour and 8.6 per minute for an entire day. Insane

@tragicbirdapp @piersmorgan: you’re* 👁️🫦👁️💅

Coconut water taste like it's been in someone else's mouth

@MikeWingerii Bros recording himself as an emerging national threat

I have real questions about that top secret meeting on aliens. I also have a lot of styrofoam to dissolve. If they respond to this by saying they never lead people to believe it was an official government meeting and briefing then I am calling that out as a lie.

@azania1023 “We are all the same inside” needs to be reviewed

Not for sensitive viewers ⚠️⚠️⛔️⛔️ Graphic ⚠️⚠️⚠️ When they are done destroying our country they will kill and eat us. He is burning and eating human flesh publicly 😭😭😭 We need to rally behind March and March

@alphafox Nuts how you can do that in a country with guns ??

Benz was about to find out the hard way: 💯

Who else is sick of hearing we won the Iran war and that a deal is almost done? Complete bullshit every day.

@davidpakmanshow Lmfaooo he’s back. I haven’t seen you for ages mr pakman since Trump got in office 🤣

Donald Trump’s “diaper rumor” exposes bigger issue

I’ve narrowed it down: Universe is a simulation and our creators are a computer sat in another universe that’s completely outside of our understanding, us understanding it would be like a dog learning algebra. Or Earth is a massive terrarium. We are the ants now and someone is about to open the lid. Or Religion is very real and UFOs can travel to earth from heaven.

I'm a lot more open to the possibility of aliens than many people here, but the idea that anything related to aliens or UFOs could have "Bible-changing" implications is totally ridiculous. There is no reason why it should shake anyone's faith to find out that God created other lifeforms on other planets out there in the vast cosmos. There are like a hundred billion galaxies. My faith does not demand that I assume they're all completely empty.

I know dogs love being scratched around there. My dog used to keep doing that… looking a bit silly like that. If underneath the fur it looks like dandruff or pimples then the dog may have mange. It’s not easy to sort without going to the vet, but once there then they can prescribe a tablet to sort it asap once they know the weight (so it’s just going to the vet part being the difficult bit for some). Here’s a list of breeds likely to get mange: Boxer American Pit Bull Terrier & Staffordshire Terrier English Bulldog Boston Terrier Shar-Pei Old English Sheepdog Collie (and related herding breeds) Doberman Pinscher Dalmatian Afghan Hound Chihuahua

This is Blu. He is here for booty scratches. Can also easily be over there for booty scratches. Or there. Just say the word. 13/10

@hermesxvii @Cobratate Yes 🙌 I have a friend who said they noticed the quality between uk and USA plugs

@Cobratate Choose your fighter

British plugs far surpass American plugs. American plugs fall out and everything takes 10 years to charge. Pussy ass 1 watt gay garbage.

@Cobratate Guys he’s talking about electric butt plugs btw Like this but not a rocket as it just vibrates and goes nowhere

@Motherhoodspx She needs exercise too so she can sleep properly…

When she gets thirsty in the middle of the night

Axios is close to acquiring a nuclear weapon

@Kimmy_Aziz @eliteobsolete Basically means a high quality case with charging capabilities probably an official Apple one as don’t think it explicitly meant it was charged using a MagSafe case

@eliteobsolete How is it that damaged around the USB-C port if it in a case and changing via MagSafe?

Apple iPhone 17 Pro Max after 8 months: sides are covered with microscopic chips in the annodization - especially bad around the USB-C port. tiny grains of dirt/sand became trapped between the case and phone during everyday use. iPhone has spent its entire life inside of an Apple Clear Case with Magsafe.

@realgabe178 @MissJilianne Read the tweet again but replace “mom” with “grandma”

@NotJesus43 @MissJilianne So his grandma is his mother and his sister is his stepmother ? This is getting confusing

Wait…Elon’s mom isn’t Maye?

This is pretty funny. No one misread anything. Elon trying to to damage control because he got caught posting as his parents.