Jimmy Cooks

🚨🚨🚨 OH MY GOD 🚨🚨🚨

He's so crazzzzzzzy! Love him!!!

BREAKING NEWS: Jim Furyk will be captain for the United States at the 2027 Ryder Cup in Ireland. (via @APNews)

heard the home team was playing…

@petigs @MikeStewaht let me introduce you to my travel advisor.

@NotJimmyCooks You got the hotel?

@petigs book the flights.

Grillo on board.

@NotJimmyCooks Please refer to my bio

The Dallas cowboys will win the Super Bowl this year! April fools! They still suck

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

@petigs sparks would be flying off that plate.

@NotJimmyCooks Yo also that peach and ricotta flatbread with hot honey???

for the annual review @petigs

@petigs would’ve loved to see some sort of salted caramel glaze added on to the dessert course but I think the boys will be fat and happy come Thursday.

@NotJimmyCooks Same here. Both the first course and main course are unreal

@MikeStewaht @petigs

@petigs @NotJimmyCooks Where are the boiled eels ?

@petigs Elk Sliders really caught my eye!

@NotJimmyCooks I mean this is top to bottom spectacular

Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest St. Patrick’s Day video on the Internet.

This is @MikeStewaht