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@NotKristenMarie

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Puro 956 Katılım Haziran 2012
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kriss@NotKristenMarie·
Austin: Babe, how come you don’t ask for my input for your dress? Me: You’ve said yes to ugly dresses, you’re going to say I look beautiful in all of them. Austin: … but you do look beautiful in the all of them. I don’t deserve this man.
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Worst iPad update EVER! @Apple
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Jenni@hashjenni·
Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)
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I get to see my besties this weekend 😭
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Cousin: Which Disney park do you want to go to? Me: To the one that the Shets defeated the Flamingos.
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Start moving like you matter
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maricoñaso™@finessesh0t·
me when a 25 year old talks to me
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Gilbert: omg I haven’t worked with you since 2020! Me: I know! Gilbert: Look at you you don’t look like a little girl anymore, you grew into your body! Esmer: She finally went through puberty at 30 years old! Me: oh 🥲
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Idk what I’m doing
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I just want to be in progresso with a Dos Equis light and lonches from taqueria victor.
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Crash-out or peaceful era haven’t decided yet
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Someone said ice cubes float in their own blood and I can’t unsee it now.
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Austin: $3 and .50c shiner Us: What? Austin: $3 and .50c shiner Me: are you saying $3.50 shiners? Austin: Yes Us: Wtf 😂
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