Captain “No Rubber” Fucknuts

#TBT to my days in the frat. Man do I miss the days of shotgunning beers and finger blasting loads of pussy!! My God that roast beef sure tasted good. Shoutout to my man Dick "erdown" Lawson, he sure knew how to take down a keg on his own and fuck hella bitches! #lank #expand

@joeroyercumsoc1 Someone on the bv literally bought that same bottle opener and it broke when he tried to open his beer lmao

$10?? #FUCKYEA

Chat is this real

Alright, just this one time I’m asking for someone to show me what a pocket jerk looks like. I need to know the logistics. No funny business I swear!

@costaquarterbck Being cucked by lesbos sounds hot as fuck

Something just came across my desk #idwatch

@sauceduncle @ChipotleTweets Where the fuck is chips comment from their account???

Count your days @ChipotleTweets

@SpecialEdmund Don’t tempt me with a good time

@paisleycannons Die for the Kai’s my nigga

which flip flops are better olukais or rainbows ?

@mtsumilkman Hot for a hookup, definitely not hot for a wife. Old wrinkly bitches with ink look horrible

I think tattoos are hot

@DonnyJenkins67 Only if it’s a biological woman that rapes you though

I’ve been actually raped like 3 times but that just means even while unconscious I can still get butt. Which I think is a win.

@DonnyJenkins67 Getting raped as a man is a flex

@00JimmyT Foidnances

Foids will complain nonstop about being broke as hell but show up every day with a Starbucks drink/redbull/alani no matter what

Wish I could pay a hooker with my tiger card

@joejeatsbox Here’s the beautiful thing about the beev. I can lie to retards like you

3 likes and I’ll doxx myself

@NotKyleHall I could rape tf out of you. #BeSafeOutThere

@WarDamnFlock Fuck u Hugh freeze. But War Eagle

Hey babe let’s keep in touch

@7IronDemon I love her so much

Collab of the century #needemboff

@MarvinSacklyAU Would’ve been a cool comfort colors shirt like 10 fuckin years ago #shrink

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@jasonn101019937 Is dying an option

6 instagram stories a day daughter or upside down text hat son

@DonnyJenkins67 She’s perfect. Means she’s charismatic and has social skills.

When talking to a girl is it a good sign that she goes out 4 days a week, knows the bouncers, is addicted to blow, and is an aphi?