Natalie R

@southstarbrew It was on the morning news last week lol! Crane flies!

What stage of the apocalypse is a plague of flying long legs?

My partner thought the Concorde jet stopped flying in the 80s. I was able to tell him, 'Nah it was in The Parent Trap remake in the late 90s' What can I say 90s Disney kept us informed.

@Brian_Barrish Ooo I wonder if there's a New Zealand version of this (black/fern/all/etc)

🇦🇺With the Winter #Olympics just hours away, your favo(u)rite Hono(u)rary Australian is back with this handy guide for the names of each of the teams wearing the bottle and wattle in Italy:

@TheeBrotherBill @wyattyhalpert Excellent implications for She-Ra

@wyattyhalpert He-Man is so woke his name is literally pronouns

They’re giving He-Man pronouns

@Capt_Caffiend Have you checked out Nood? They have some nice ones!

Went to Kmart to buy an ottoman/foot rest….didn’t like any of them, so didn’t get one….did walk out with an emotional support cushion though….it’s a boring AF colour but it’s so soft I couldn’t stop touching it!

I've got caaaarbs in my belly Rich carbs in my belly Many carbs in my belly So I better say goodnight

@mrjohnnyandrews @lewisrdcreamery Oh my order is IN 😁

@NotOnlyNatalie @lewisrdcreamery Update: instagram.com/p/DQvG66wj3XX/…

I still don't understand why New Zealand doesn't have egg nog. @lewisrdcreamery seriously it is time.

@WhittakersNZ an egg nog chocolate would be banging as well.

W.O.U.S.'s? I don't believe they exist.

Good god is tomorrow really another day? Are we sure?

Don't worry everyone it wasn't Metlink's fault this time.

It's a shame we don't see part 2 of those adorable job ads: - Tarzan wasn't even viewed with over 200 applicants - Santa was age discriminated out - Dorothy was passed over due to only having grocery store experience - Tooth fairy was discounted due to being unemployed

Listened to the brilliant You're Dead to Me episode on Alexandre Dumas today which led me down a rabbit hole all the way to Whangārei and the incredible story of a guy who collected his books--all at the turn of the 1900s. This is how you hobby! cadytech.com/dumas/related/…

@TeamSnapper @metlinkwgtn I've already tried that, they told me to contact Metlink. The exact opposite advice I got last time--when you guys actually helped out and refunded the stupid amount.

@NotOnlyNatalie @metlinkwgtn Kia ora Natalie, I'm sorry to hear about the issue here. For us to assist you with this matter, we'd recommend getting in touch with us directly via 0800 555 345 or through info@snapper.co.nz.

Seriously @metlinkwgtn, @TeamSnapper, I'm sick of getting this runaround. I paid $235 for a monthly pass. Last Friday you stranded me in Tawa. I am asking for a refund of the $5.23 it cost me to get to town for that 2 hours. That's it. It's literally the absolute least you can do

Really awesome @metlinkwgtn when I'm already checking the alerts constantly while getting ready, only to find my service buried and canceled in a line out, not even in order.

@Capt_Caffiend I have that as a slide in my course zoom intros 😁

This covers band just called Nirvana 'an oldie but a goodie, man' and I think I'm actually ded.

@Capt_Caffiend Good question who is our work internet...🤪