ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur

The movies lied to me, painting naked is not fun, I’m hot, sweaty, smell like a Romanian wrestler who hasn’t showered since 1894, and I have so much paint in places it shouldn’t be

The whole sister slaughter soap fiasco gives the same energy as letting a kid stir the cake mix and having them say they baked the cake…

Why is my bottom paying for a nice dinner date??!?

I just know grant gilmore smells bad

“I don’t like feet, it’s a lie, it’s a misconception” -the boyo

No baby, we’re not gonna do sad because I said no spikes poop

Babe why are you Jaxmaxxing?

@jii_i33 That’s a statue not an apparition

شاهذ عذراء داخل كنيسة، تظهر فجأةً وتبتسم ابتسامةً خفيفةً وهي تحمل صليبًا

My spermies, my spunk, my splooge, and my brogurt

Don’t hmu only real ones know (just bottomed for the first time) ☺️

Baby I’m trying to tweet about 9/11 but you’re tickling my balls

Friendly reminder, locate a bathroom before consuming seven cocktails in one night…you will piss yourself

Superman is a double DL furry

My vagina is named Ronald and there is nothing you can do about it

@itskangarue Damn in 20 whole hours? Time moves fast

@NotPopePius Hey so I left that server so now we both have unfinished cathedrals

Building the cathedral twitch.tv/itskangarue

God gave me BAD IBS cuz gay and purr and mawma

Dear sandwich ingredients, Please for the love of GOD stop prolapsing out the back of the bread when an IOTA of pressure is exerted on the sandwich as I TRY and take a bite. Sincerely, A guy who has wet turkey in his lap

@ifallynn 😂

Hey so if anyone was wondering, villagers will turn into witches if lightning strikes them. In case ANYONE WAS WONDERING

@ifallynn Damn wtf I’m sad now

@NotPopePius YEAH

PUNCH IS FUCKING DEAD??/$:!