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Northern lreland. UK Katılım Ocak 2026
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@NotProbableSpam @LozzaFox Love it, but I don't think it is real don't forget about the M-PEE 👍😆
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Please fuck off and when you have finished fucking off, please continue to fuck off for a good distance until you find a place to live which treat women like property and despises free speech. When you have reached that place, please fuck off some more.
Oh, and fuck Islam. 👋
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan@MayorofLondon
Eid Mubarak to everyone celebrating in London and around the world. This Ramadan, I’ve had the privilege of breaking bread with Londoners of all backgrounds.
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You really are enjoying rubbing your vile cult in our faces, aren't you?
Yet while you gloat, London burns due to your utter incompetence – Arrogance 101
Sadiq Khan@SadiqKhan
After a month of fasting dawn to dusk - never has a flat white tasted so good. Eid Mubarak! ☕️
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Englishman Irishman and Scotsman were on their break whilst painting the forth bridge. The Englishman opens his lunch box and exclaims, "bloody tuna sandwiches again, I'm sick of it. If I get tuna tomorrow I'm jumping off this bridge!"
The Scotsman opens his pack and sighs "Flamin cheese again, I tell ya mate if I get cheese tomorrow I'm off this bridge with ya!)
The Irishman opens his lunch box and shouts out "feckin ham again, lads if I get ham tomorrow I'm joining you both!"
The following day at lunch the Englishman opens his pack, sure enough its tuna..... He looks sheepishly at his mates then says "I'm a man of my word!" Then he throws himself off the bridge.
The Scotsman opens his and again it's cheese. Without a word he slips off the bridge.
The Irish man opens his to find ham in his sandwiches. He too stands up and flings himself off the bridge.
Several days later at their joint funerals the wives were all standing sobbing. The English girl says "I wish he had of said I'd have made him anything he wanted." The Scottish girl sobbed "Me too, all he had to do was say!"
The Irish girls says, " I don't understand it, he made his own lunches....."
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@MothinAli Well then, please explain where it has a place in this or any country, and while you're "not" answering it... Can you also address cousin marriages, FGM and encouraged paedopilia ?
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Your obsession with it is a racist dog-whistle, that's why no one takes you seriously. However this is the wrong Eid...
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10
@MothinAli Thoughts on banning halal slaughter mate? Nobody from the 'Greens' seem keen to answer me on that?
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@MothinAli We're obsessed with it because it's vile, barbaric and disgusting.
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Essex Police admitted it was extremely rare for someone to be flagged who was not on a watch list...
gbnews.com/news/essex-pol…

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@NotProbableSpam @bushontheradio Beeting the same old drum, I see.
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@SULLY10X And a little known fact he was the first person to be recorded in full technicolor.
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@anger_pokemon @bushontheradio No you're not getting me with that old one, the BBC did an old black and white spoof on it...
We all know it's caught at sea.
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@NotProbableSpam @bushontheradio It may come as a surprise to you, but pasta doesn't grow on trees.

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@anger_pokemon @bushontheradio NO! Just no! ...Get your sugar from a packet like normal people......
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@NotProbableSpam @bushontheradio It's delicious. There's also sugar beet. It's white. We make sugar from it in Ukraine.

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