Ryan Babel (not)

Its terrible to see that Raheem Sterling's been arrested for assaulting a woman... Hopefully he's not another Jack Wilshere in the making.

Why are Arsenal fans booing Reina? (apart from the fact that they're absolute cunts).

Liverpool probably should have added 'negrito' to the list.

This video alone should be reason for a certain Barnsley-born Irishman to replace Tito Vilanova at Barcelona. youtube.com/watch?v=Vo5qX1…

The one adjective that can be used to describe England's women's football team is hilarious. #Euro2013

So what if Man City have signed Negredo, Jesus Navas and Jovetic. I bet they're still kicking themselves over Kolo's departure to Liverpool.

If you believe that Mourinho is willing to offer Mata + £10m for Rooney, you're what's medically known as an absolute spastic.

#ThingsThatAngerAndConfuseWayneRooney Windows; why you can see through and why they're so enjoyable to lick.

Rui Costa's greatest achievement since winning the Champions League in '03.

Unless Toni Kross contracts leprosy and Mario Gotze dies in a tragic car accident, Thiago is a completely unnecessary signing for Bayern.

#OverratedFootballers Lionel Messi... He may have scored 313 career goals but not one of them was scored on a wet windy night in Stoke.

Could anyone explain why Ron Jeremy has bought Fulham?

Just thought that I'd let everyone know the England keeper is the funniest thing on TV since Blackadder Goes Fourth. #Euro2013

The only reason why I'm watching this match is so I can get to see a Spaniard hoofing the ball for once.

If you're not watching #EURO2013 you just missed on of the most hilarious display of keeping ever from the England keeper.

I don't think there's ever been a less anticipated sentence than "Fabio Quagliarella to Norwich".

Thiago would be an completely unnecessary signing seeing as though they already have Gotze, Muller and Kroos, but please don't Pep that.

I will regard this transfer window as a complete and utter success if Thiago goes to Bayern rather than Man United.

The Finnish goalkeeper's distribution is quite poor in the #WomensEuros... Her kicking isn't great and she throws like a girl.

Didn't realise Deulofeu used to play for Wigan...