Fake Al Franken

The simulation gods are LOVING this #cmontsim

Definitely! Looking forward to congratulating the President once it's signed into law! @FAKEsec_jacklew

Doesn't matter--they'll be documented soon enough! @FAKEsec_jacklew

SMART Act, passed by Senate today will give a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants and expand standard and high tech visas!

Something smells fishy with this guy...@NotMikeCrapo @pitzfeed

Aloha! @NotSenKlobuchar @NotDiFeinstein @NotSenatorLeahy

Elections have consequences! @pitzfeed @NotMikeCrapo

Having grown up in the Twin Cities, I would like to reaffirm my STRONG support for St. Pauli girls. @starboardcmc @pitzfeed

@pitzfeed Beer not yet opened... @NotSenFranken not a fan of St. Pauli Girls?

I won't celebrate until the our undocumented immigrants can come out of the shadows, present their driver's licenses, and join me @pitzfeed

So pleased to announce my comprehensive immigration bill, the SMART Act, has passed with broad bipartisan support!

SMART up next--excited for its debate and passage #immigrationreform #SMART

SMART Act has the support of 7 Republicans, so far! #bipartisanship

PRESS RELEASE: SMART ACT reaches across the aisle, poised to pass on the floor scribd.com/doc/134104762/…

The SMART Act is poised to pass the Senate tonight. Can't wait to see this bipartisan, comprehensive immigration bill signed into law!

@pitzfeed @NotSenatorHiron What can I say, I've been busy!

So excited to bring my immigration bill, the SMART Act to the floor tonight. Comprehensive immigration reform is closer than ever!

"The best Vin Diesel film is the Pacifier" Senator Hatch refuses to talk Fast and Furious

Ms. Hwang in response to questioning by Sen. Coburn: "I'd like to be thought of not as an asset, but a human being."