April

I kinda want a donut, but I kinda want two donuts.

I just put my boots on before my pants. #SpringForward

SURPRISE! All who submitted #Rihm interpretations get a prize!! Special mentions to @KidMully @signofdove @NotSeptember @jennybec @LouOrch

@teddyconducts An agreement that despite the limitations of musician & instrument, creative collaboration between them is still magnificent

Performing jumping jacks as a member of the large bosomed clan sans bra is quite painful, bro.

"Next time I get a gutter-ball, I'm calling Yahtzee!" -Me playing pool. Yeah, my average is 15. Watch yourself.

@J3ssBecause Good thing I was running late for work! (Like always...) Glad you're my neighbor. #besties #futurecooperativeliving

@hayleylrice @J3ssBecause @ashemerson518 @LaSpa88 Oh Lordy! Let the good times purr!

I need an old lady chain thingy for my glasses. Where do you get those? What are they called? I'm new to the spectacle world!

@TalkingStapler The edge of fatness with a dose of sugar high.

Just another mocha Monday. Seriously, the 16oz with whole milk.

@RealWillRussell WHY Louisville City of Louisville flags too!

The Winners Circle at @ChurchillDowns...thanks for the view @myderbylove.com!

@myderbylove @ChurchillDowns secretariat!

@Jecka57 @ashmpars @uchayley My desire for a corgi just exploded. I need one this instant!!

From 'fanciful music' to 'ominous music' in under two minutes. Thank you subtitles. You enrich my movie experience immensely.

@TalkingStapler lockerz.com/s/280543278

Seeing a movie in 3d or trimming weeds? lockerz.com/s/273194014

@Jecka57 @JacLaurita Lol I feel like we should buy three more so we can all wear them. The four horseman of Derby. Prancing party animals.

Apparently I'm hanging with these nutters this weekend...wish someone had told me! @Jecka57 @ashmpars JK <3 Can't wait!