Dan Shez

That time again 😎👊🏼😎👊🏼😎👊🏼

I know I’m normally delusional and all that, but I genuinely think we do them tonight. I think we run them too hard and they tail off just like last time. This Newcastle of recent weeks is very different from the one people are picturing in their heads.

16 Y.O. Max Dowman or 16 Y.O Rooney?

Between March 5th & April 10th, Manchester United play TWICE. Liverpool; 6 Arsenal; 6 Spurs: 5 Man City: 6 Newcastle: 5 Chelsea: 6 Not one Man Utd player should be in contention for individual awards. They’re winning because they failed so badly Aug-Jan that they can rest now.

He turned up in January to a season that started in August.

Premier League Assists: 20: De Bruyne (19/20), Henry (02/03) 19: Ozil (15/16) 18: De Bruyne (16/17), Fabregas (14/15), Lampard (04/05), Salah (24/25) 17: Fabregas (07/08) 16: Cantona (92/93), De Bruyne (17/18), De Bruyne (22/23), BRUNO FERNANDES (25/26) 8 games to go. History?

🚨🇬🇧The leader of the Rotherham grooming gang, Banaras Hussain, has been released. Hussain raped 15 11-year-old girls for 10 years. He ripped out the nails of girls who tried to escape. The court found a total of 55 crimes. Hussain, who served a 9-year sentence, is now walking the streets of the UK.

Thank you for everything Envoi…we are all going to miss you so much.

Bruno Fernandes' son recreating his father's celebration will always be a thing of beauty to watch 😭❤️

Police stopped a Middlesbrough coach on route to QPR today to confiscate their alcohol 🍻🤦‍♂️