Jana Pawlak

Ben loves Would You Rathers. The other day he asked the most thought-provoking one to date: Would you rather be @geophr3y or @EliNotEli ? We decided I’d be Geoff, he’d be Eli and we’d be a band together 😍🎙️🎶 #crazy8s #voiceplay #acapella #voiceplay

Him: “Mom, I pranked ya! I read The Witches!” He knows we read the book before watching the movie, and we’ve been talking about this one as a good scary movie. My kid (thinks he) pranked me…by reading a book. I couldn’t love this more! #crazy8s #readingrainbow

@TheKatieKrepel Will you please come here and do that too?

Once again we face significant snowfall (amidst frigid temperatures now) and I have completed my errands and tucked my car safely into my garage for the foreseeable future… is this adulting?

Me: I love that you sing in the shower. I get to jam out while you get clean. 🚿 Him: <totally tickled that I do this> Mom! I’m so mad at you! 🤭Current favorite shower song: youtu.be/i_Dk8z76X9E

Me: Explains prom Him: “When I go, maybe I’ll get another one of those pall bearer suits.” #crazy8

@AynRandPaulRyan instagram.com/p/CVmXA94M3dq/…

@AynRandPaulRyan Oatmeal butterscotch chip - bonus points for turning them into oatmeal cream pies with a bourbon cream filling!

Quick question for you: what is your favorite cookie?

“I’ll do the turning” - after I took too long to take my turn in a morning game of I Spy

Humming something by KidsBop: “People really make good songs nowadays!” #7wonders

@TheKatieKrepel instagram.com/p/CbSvfJ2syi3/…

How do you stop getting tagged in this kind of shit on Instagram

Me: Explaining why we use salt to dry eggplant before using it in lasagna. Ben: “Oh! Like making mummies!” Yes…I hadn’t thought of it that way before… #7wonders #mummy #cooking

@TheKatieKrepel Same

Me listening to my own Spotify top 100: wow I love all of these songs!

Just responded to someone’s Hinge profile response with “TM TM TM!” I guess we’ll see what he makes of that... @TheKatieKrepel @xtineschiefer @ATWWDpodcast

“It’s so hot I’m frying shrimp over here!” Guess he’s not heard of frying an egg on the sidewalk? 🍤 #sassy6

@SnazzyO @JamesztieS Hey friend! I could help do some digging if you want. I put together my own family tree and a friend’s on MyHeritage, because I like that kind of detecting.

So, Ben doesn't really understand the "psy" prefix, and we're playing PokémonGo. From now on Psyduck is Piss Duck and Psychic is Piss Chick 💀 #sassy6

@TheKatieKrepel Safe and naked ™️

I was obsessed with my hair and makeup from the beginning til the end ✨

Discussing coywolves, I mentioned that horses and donkeys can mate too. “Know what I’d call that? A honkey!” #sassy6