TOTALLY (NOT) ALIEN EGGS ORE

Just your regular rock with nothing interesting inside that MIRA uses as fuel. #parodytwt #amongusparody

Since everyone here is making tier lists here is a hypothetical one made by an evil-alien-parasite-infection-thingy-that-is-totally-not-me

Black, Purple DNI. Orange, Cyan and Red hmu

I'm feeling great today! Might go check on the ORE+ sometime soon.

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@Whitesservant Nothing weird at all. Everything inside me is MIRA-safe™ certified and used as engine fuel for spaceships. You can meet me and, well, other crewmates aboard.

@NotSussyOre Wait what.. how does a rock have a phone.. either way you seem like a nice fellow! As long as you aren’t holding anything weird inside of you I’d be happy to meet you!

I wonder what would have happened if I kept the bottle cap to myself and won the contest instead of White…

Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? Try opening the Ore+. A single rock can alter your life forever.

@ProQualityDoc Crack me open bro trust

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I’m just a rock bro 😎

Don’t mind shipping but no lewd stuff but let’s be fr who will want to ship with a pile of NOT alien eggs that hatch into parasites? Ready to interact with any parodies, does not have to be among us

Just your regular rock with nothing interesting inside that MIRA uses as fuel. #parodytwt #amongusparody

Mun is 18+ Basic DNI Here to troll