Michael Clarke

@Peter_Fitz DOESN'T YOUR CAPSLOCK BUTTON WORK?

Great idea. Thank you for attention to this matter. PJF

@ericbahn There was more overtaking today than the entire season last year.

After watching the Australian GP Qualifying last night, my worry is that this is going to be a disappointing new era of F1 regulations. The 50% electrification is kind of a bummer. When you see a car lift-and-coast on a straight to regen their battery--whereas in the past, they would go flat out on the same spot--the driving feels...flaccid. I wish that Formula 1 would just go back simple V10 engines. Driving would be better, and the sound would be incredible.

@Mr_Husky1 You wouldn't survive in Australia. 6pm is when ppl get home from a day out and the temperature has dropped enough to mow the lawn.

To the neighbor mowing at 6 P.M.—yes, SIX IN THE EVENING—I already called the cops and filed a noise complaint. What happened to basic courtesy? What happened to being even slightly aware that other people exist around you? Some of us work all week and look forward to one quiet evening to finally sit down, eat dinner in peace, and maybe relax without machinery roaring through the walls. But apparently 6 P.M. is the perfect time to fire up a lawn mower and treat the neighborhood like it's a landscaping competition. The noise echoes, the engine revs, and grass flies everywhere, as if it couldn't possibly wait. It's not the middle of the afternoon; it's not some emergency yard situation; it's dinner time, unwind time, and common sense time. Being a neighbor isn't just about maintaining your lawn—it's about having basic consideration for the people living ten feet away from you. And that consideration was clearly nowhere to be found. UNREAL. What are your thoughts?

@TonyAshai Because you fuckers voted for a narcissistic, lying, amoral, rapist bully to lead your country.

Why can’t we all get along ?

I think we have found the next Mitch Starc #INDWvsAUSW

@BernieM59137908 Irrelevant comment

@NotTheCricketer Our biggest mistake in the history of this country will be underestimating Islam.

Waiting for Tony Burke to tell David Speers to grow up. Long overdue. #insiders

@samash_72 @Mr_Husky1 You're a fucking lunatic

@Mr_Husky1 The very thing Obama Democrats hate.

"We were standing outside a restaurant, waiting for our table, when my daughter Macie spotted a soldier walking by. In her quiet, sincere little voice, she said, “Thank you for your service.” He didn’t hear her. She looked up at me, disappointed—but too shy to say it again. When he came back out, I caught his attention and told him what she’d said. He smiled, thanked us, and walked to his car. But then… he turned around. He walked back, knelt beside Macie, and said, “Can you hold on to something for me?” Then, gently, he removed the American flag patch from his uniform and placed it in her small hands. She held it like it was treasure. A simple moment. A powerful lesson. That day, my daughter didn’t just meet a soldier She learned what honor looks like. Not from a speech. But from a man who listened, and gave her something she’ll never forget." ❤️

@NickAdamsinUSA I call "bullshit"

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@xposethetraitor @Mr_Husky1 She has never shown me shit!

My coworker had this in her car. She said her ex-boyfriend put it there. The other day, her ex texted her asking for it, but she ignored him. She ended up giving it to me since I wanted it. I posted it online since I think it was pretty cool and now her ex has seen it. He's been messaging me on messenger basically trying to get it back. I'm contemplating if I should give it to him. I don't really know what it is for, but it's a nice addition to my collection.

@gurudas83 @BCBtigers Well, you are a hateful fucking idiot aren't you?

@BCBtigers You bangladeshi all are killer of Hindus in name of faith and you expecting good things from other side, why?

BCB Statement on Toss-Related Incident in U19 World Cup Opener The Bangladesh Cricket Board (BCB) has taken note of an inadvertent and unwarranted action that occurred at the toss prior to the opening match of the ICC Under 19 World Cup 2026, Zimbabwe & Namibia, between Bangladesh and India. Due to illness, regular captain Azizul Hakim was unable to attend the toss, and vice-captain Zawad Abrar represented the team on the occasion. The BCB wishes to clarify that the absence of a handshake with the opposition captain was completely unintentional and resulted from a momentary lapse in concentration. There was no intent whatsoever to show discourtesy or disregard towards the opposition. The Board has viewed the matter with due seriousness, as upholding the spirit of cricket and respect for opponents is a fundamental prerequisite for representing Bangladesh at any level and immediately advised the team management accordingly. The players have also been reminded of their responsibility to maintain the highest standards of sportsmanship, camaraderie and mutual respect in all interactions with opposing teams. The Bangladesh Cricket Board remains fully committed to the values of cricket, both on and off the field.

@was_abdd 1 GOAT and 1 goat

Babar played 4 dots in a row Smith played 4 sixes in a row Same same, but different.

@man54145045862 @was_abdd

@was_abdd Please don't humiliate global superstar bobby. He is once ina generational batsmen.

🚨 BABAR AZAM EXPRESSED A COMPLAINT AGAINST STEVE SMITH TO THE SYDNEY SIXERS MANAGEMENT 🚨 According to sources, Babar Azam was furious and he complained to the Sydney Sixers management that Smith shouldn’t have humiliated me this way in front of the cameras & urged the Sydney Sixers management to take action against Smith. In reply, a senior member of Sydney Sixers management in an angry tone replied to Babar that, “You add nothing to this team” and further asked Babar to stay in his limit. (Qadir Khawaja)

@shaggyaus @Aryan42832Goel Looking forward to the account being deleted.

@Aryan42832Goel The only thing you’ll be remembered for is running your mouth and then not following through when it all doesn’t go your way. Why are you still here?

@robelliott_4 @7Cricket Best spinner in the country

If we assume it'll be a spinner to replace the injured Nathan Lyon on Boxing Day, who's your pick?

Forget Baz Ball. Give me #Travball #ausveng

@Bubblebathgirl @GavinNewsom You American MAGA's are fucking idiots. An embarrassment to your country.

@GavinNewsom In the full quote Thune says “or from any other government bureaucrat.” But of course you Democrats don’t provide context so that you can lie like always. Pathetic.

Oh.

@KalshiFC 42

You can’t type a random number and expect people to understand.

@CricketnBeer @Sauronlordking Even the shovels are too expensive for the average American now since they introduced the steel tariffs 😀

@Sauronlordking Just emigrate if you like privatised health - when you get sick and the insurer tells you nope, buy your own shovel.

Australia's population is less than a tenth the size of the United States, yet we have more public servants than the US. This beaurocracy no longer represents or respects the democratic will of the Australian people. Just like President Trumps struggle to make America great again, we desperately need to cull our woke public service.

@sharefarmgear @Peter_Fitz Yeah, let's have some more fucking religious nutters running the country. For fucks sake!

@Peter_Fitz It would be shocking to have a serious person as pm wouldn't it

Did he really say that??