Richard Hammond

Just to be clear; I love Ice Cream. Also I'm not a massive childish homophobe.

I’m standing on business and winding my time here up. I’m at the other place at NotTopGearRH dot swifties dot Social Come find me.

Incredible: AI can predict the winner of the 2024 election. Looks like there will be a few surprises; for example, there's a good chance that Iowa will win Texas.

@jasoncordova6 Im so pleased for you and the whole Gauntlet community, and having played in @thebadspotcast ‘s campaign this year, I’ve already begun recruiting a table of my own for when my books (and dice) arrive next year. Amazing work. ❤️

But for now, I'm just so grateful for my community, and for everyone who jumped on board this project (and that ridiculous backer train, haha). 2025 is the beginning of something new for The Gauntlet!

I'm finally recovered from this past weekend. The Gauntlet kept The Between campaign alive for 48 HOURS after it "ended," making it the longest overtime period on record. We raised an extra $45K and opened all stretch goals in that time. (1/)

Both Interpol, the organisation, and Interpol the band are going to be in Glasgow tomorrow, and that's scratching a part of my brain that I didn't know needed scratched

Like Courts Martial and Attorneys General

An unusual but welcome side effect of going to see the #ErasTour earlier this year is the number of people I have met since who also went to a show, and we instantly have something to bond over. The @tswifterastour community is incredibly welcoming & I’m lucky to be part of it.

Wedding time

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I drove 2.5 hours on my own to see one of my favourite bands perform their favourite album despite them playing basically in my home town tomorrow. I’m just saying Sarah and John are lucky I’m coming to their wedding tomorrow is all.

@EdwinJDavies I know it’s cliche, but I always get a chuckle when someone points out he takes ages eating a cat. I think that’s how the joke goes.

Ask me what Sting’s real name is and it is a pure coin flip whether I say Gordon Sumner or Gordon Shumway.

If I become rich, I’m going to open a music venue x Alamo Drafthouse. Nice location, good beer, and if you talk during the performance bouncers arrive and eject you. I’d be out of business in 6 months but I’d finally get to see a gig without twats shouting over the band.

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if anyone is in Austin, Texas tonight? i am playing a free popup show at Tweedy’s Patio & Bar tonight (thursday) at 7pm(ish) . how-deeeeeee!

@Jen_Duck You and me both…

@Jen_Duck Don’t make me tap the sign, Jenny. “Don’t expect to be as good as a professional musician while you are learning and practicing”

@thebadspotcast Did you win?

Really quite surprising how many people are given to talk at gigs these days, especially during support acts. If you’re going to see an artist you like, chances are they have selected the opener. If you’re not giving them a chance you’re disrespecting everyone in the room.

I regret to report that the secret to making friends in your 30s is to go out and do things and then ask the people there if they would like to go out again and do more things

You did. You thought of vanilla with meat, you absurd rutabaga. Go put yourself in the corner and think about what you've done, while blaming the recipe author for your own stupidity. (Recipe was for Hamburger Steak with Onions and Gravy)

I installed a box high up on a pole somewhere in the Mission. Inside is a crappy Android phone, set to Shazam constantly, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's solar powered, and the mic is pointed down at the street below walzr.com/bop-spotter