Tulane Tim

I swear if dimer doesn't start me at 2 bagger on opening night, Ima steal his popcorn

Feeling like I'm gonna be the next Big Time Timmy Jim.

Scout day is this Christmas. Thinking about ripping the sleeves off my jersey today to show em what's up. #gunshow #swolja

Had a blast in my presentation as I crushed @igibaut33 and @agarner_41. They just kept repeating each other #heeem

Shout out to the young fans at ULM for "Ridin around n gettin it" at today's game. Now get back to school #heeeem

True gangstas where their shades on the bus #goochi

On the road again. This Bama shortstop is bout to get #heeeemed all weekend #Timmy6hole. I got my dick in a sock

Gosh, us freshmen are so stupid. I hope that machine rots in hell...while we run gassers @ShooterHunt

@ChrisLaVorgna22 @bcrohan17 @igibaut33 bruff was talented tonight. #holypun

@ChrisLaVorgna22 @bboudreaux4 @bcrohan17 you guys are just 💩💩💩💩 all over me

@ChrisLaVorgna22 @bboudreaux4 @bcrohan17 I'm such a jackass

Where was @bboudreaux4 today? I missed lookin at the best ass on the team #sweetcheeks

Team meeting tonight, can't wait to see RJ and give him a fat kiss for the shout outs to all the scouts about me

It's a good thing I'm wearin my sliding shorts. I'd hate to put Cameron's eye out

I wish Lavorgna would leave the room while I watch the Victoria secret fashion show #spankbank

Zero from holes can definitely get the rest of that #gotttheeeeeem

These shockwave girls are smoke.... They can all have the D

Basically if you play for the falcons, ill slob on your knob like corn on the cob #RiseUp

@bboudreaux4 @timyandel she wants the D

@NotTulaneTim @TimYandel trying to hit on the blonde. It's not working #TheStruggle