Not Dot Cotton

You should all follow @Lyrics_2Chainz for the wisdom of 2 Chainz

Thou shall name thy lover big booty if she has a big booty.

Any of my followers alive?

Fancy pissing Dot off?

Tried cooking my cheese on toast of Bianca's hair cos she's ginger LOL the walking forest fire. #GingersHaveNoSouls

Fuck knows why I'm trying to raise money for the church roof. The vicar broke the roof by hiding all his underaged boys up there #DirtyCunt

Smoked some crazy new drug, Pics of me have been spread on Facebook, I strapped a dildo to my head and pretended I was a unicorn. #DotTheG

I'm sweating more than Rolf Harris in a nursery.

Woke up and put on the strap on. Started slapping it against the coffee table to gangnam style before teabagging fat boy in his sleep #GTing

Snuck into Masood's house last night, he slept with his mouth wide so I took a huge shit in his mouth! #SmellyCunt

This is Jayne's future child, she has to have a testtube baby. #FamilyOfCunts

You think you got a big dick? Bitch you ain't got nothing on Dot's cock.

We all know an alcoholic called Sherlie.

I know Asians had small cocks but I didn't think they were this small! #SmallCocks

My clit is so hench that it does the penetrating! #HenchDot

Just rubbing one out over Phil's picture. We know we all love a badman even if he does look like a boiled egg the shiny headed cunt! #Shiny

I don't know why Snoop Lion has gone through all this effort to make himself a Reggae star. The cunt only wants cheaper weed #Twat

Just finger blasting myself and I caught fat boy filming it all in my wardrobe. I twated the cunt round the ear and said put it on pornhub!

Just twated Jane round the head with a hammer. Someone needed to knock some sense into that fucking nutter she's smearing shit over my walls