Conspiracy Theorist

Honey, there is no right way.

Take the protest to their homes!

That your god will still punish you and your entire family.

Hope the car is not hurt?😔

VIDEO: Tinubu “Benefit boys” on their way to APC Convention, Abuja.

Nah to commit suicide if tinubu enter again😩😭

@yeankhar Fools don’t know this.

Currently, there are only 2 tribes in this country. The Haves The Have Nots.

Ah Rice o Compass sure

@omgsidewalks Only slaves need to perform slavery to be worthy.

Not the unpaid internship

They made it seem like I was "hating". Otedola isn't just a private businessman "bullied" for enjoying his money - he and his ilk are the very heavyweights securing the corridors of power for decades. The very corridors that have catalyzed the decay of the Nigerian state.

@novieverest He should lose more

Tinubu kept El Rufai in detention until he lost his mom.

Everything changed in the last 48 hours and nobody has assembled the pieces. IRGC Joint Staff headquarters under US-Israeli strikes. Iran naming UAE targets as Abu Dhabi enters the war. IDF Chief of Staff warning publicly the Israeli military could “collapse” from manpower shortages. Iran claiming over one million fighters mobilised with IRGC lowering the age for support roles to 12. Pentagon considering 10,000 additional ground troops within striking distance of Kharg. Trump pausing energy-plant destruction for 10 days until April 6. Iran denying it requested the pause. Houthis warning they will enter the war. Lavrov saying the quiet part: “Iran did not violate any of its international obligations.” Russia’s oil revenue doubling to $24 billion this month. That is not a war. That is a realignment. But the development that rewrites everything is not the strikes or the troops. It is a checkpoint on Larak Island. Iran’s Foreign Minister told the UN Secretary-General directly that blocking enemy ships in Hormuz is Tehran’s legal right as a coastal state. Not a threat. A legal claim. Ships are being funnelled into Iranian-controlled waters near Larak for visual inspections before passage. Non-enemy vessels pass with coordination. Enemy vessels do not. This is not a blockade. It is something more durable. Selective access with political screening, transit fees, and a legal framework. Iran shifted from threatening to close Hormuz to administering who uses it. The fees are collected in yuan. Chinese intermediaries process payments through CIPS, bypassing SWIFT. Iran already receives over 80 percent of oil revenue in yuan. Legislation is advancing to codify the tolls into permanent law. The US cannot sanction what it cannot see on SWIFT. The yuan is being anchored at the world’s most consequential energy chokepoint not by Chinese policy but by Iranian necessity. Beijing did not plan this. Tehran built it. Rubio responded to Europeans who called this “not Europe’s war” with the sentence that links both conflicts: “Well, Ukraine is not America’s war, and yet we’ve contributed more to that fight than any other country in the world.” Hormuz is the receivable. Ukraine is the debt. Two wars linked in one sentence by the Secretary of State. Russia’s Dmitriev warns “the most severe energy crisis in human history is approaching.” Russia does not share intelligence with Iran. Russia does not need to. Every dollar Brent rises above $90 funds Russia’s war in Ukraine with revenue Western sanctions were designed to prevent. The Iran war is financing the adversary it was supposed to isolate. Israeli military officials have reportedly told their government that Iran’s capabilities cannot be eliminated in the current operation. Nine thousand targets. $200 billion. The Supreme Leader dead. The navy commander dead. None of it reopened the strait. None of it stopped the checkpoint. The kinetic campaign achieved maximum destruction and zero strategic resolution. Trump says the mission completes in four to six weeks. His mission is kinetic. Iran’s mission is legal, administrative, and fiscal. Those missions do not intersect. You cannot bomb a checkpoint into nonexistence when the checkpoint is a legal claim, a fee schedule, and a parliamentary bill. April 6 is the pause deadline. April 27 is the NPT. May 14 is Trump-Xi. Between now and then, the toll booth collects in yuan, the legislation advances, the checkpoint operates, the IDF bleeds manpower, the Pentagon deploys armour, Russia doubles its revenue, and the AI supply chain loses its helium from the same chokepoint that is being incorporated into Iranian sovereign law. The war did not break the world. It rewrote the operating system. And the new operating system runs on yuan, collects at Larak, and does not require a single admiral to be alive to function. Full analysis: open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

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Trump pardoned 77 people this week that stole from Medicare. This flew under the radar. I believe Trump is selling pardons which is enough to send Trump away.

!!!!!!!!! The wall is up. It took them a day to put it up, it should take less for this to be reversed. Only If we all come together and demand it so… #SaveJabiPark

"Otedola is just a private businessman enjoying his money. Leave him alone" Brother was able to pull a $1.7B loan in 2007. LET 👏 THAT 👏 SINK 👏 IN. $1.7B. 30K naira Opay loan wan kee your papa. See you and your 3 siblings dey share one egg, you dey defend Otedola online.

Lol get this shit out of here jor.

For clarity, the said guy is not anonymous or uneducated. He's a BMLS graduate from COMUI. His name is Imran Rofeeq. Here's his picture that I could find.

And they still want you to pay taxes they can't even account for, after you've bought fuel for N1400, and slept for 3 days with no power supply.. Again, E no go better for y'all stupid tax mongers.... E ni jere.

Trump is a poor leader, but he's a billionaire. A dumb person can't become a billionaire. Don't bet against him. You will lose.