Sir Buzzy NAS

@felonimayhem @Skwerlbuddy idiut.

@Notasquirrel @Skwerlbuddy So it's been an unproven hypothesis for decades? Gosh, you couldn't construct a rigorous proof without my help... does that make you an idiot too?

@Skwerlbuddy When I say Robot you say Vac... popsci.com/technology/rob…

@felonimayhem @Skwerlbuddy *is pretty sure there’s no copyright for ‘robot’* *knows for a FACT now that you’re an idiot*

@Skwerlbuddy Copyright infringement.

@felonimayhem *flips you the tail on the way past*

@Notasquirrel I'm sure Jitters is going to take your advice on love, Dr. Ruth.

Just like you're not supposed to sing Christmas carols after Christmas, you're not supposed to love anybody after Valentine's Day. So knock it off until at least January. ***preenfluff***

@felonimayhem @Skwerlbuddy ** “Have you noticed that everything’s sort of…echoey…in here since she left? I mean, wow! All this SPACE…!” “Mr. Buzzy…” “Have you tried it? You need to shout something. It’s great! Hello…! HELLOOO…!!” “Really, Sir-“ “There’s just so much ROOM…” **

@Notasquirrel @Skwerlbuddy Well, she's back home and my grocery bill has tripled. I didn't even know UberEats delivered devilbunny chow. :/

@Skwerlbuddy Even the ceiling fan is like a giant five-legged octopus looming overhead.

@felonimayhem @Skwerlbuddy fattee fatt fatt.

@Notasquirrel @Skwerlbuddy There’s always the connecting flight back to Pittsburgh…

@felonimayhem @Skwerlbuddy *is surprised she didn’t inhale the carpet on the way out*

@Skwerlbuddy @Skwerlbuddy Also Feloni stole one of your Moon Pies and ate it on the plane. Check out the Serving Size on the packages if you want a laugh. Anyway, she’s an ounce or two heavier than she was before.

@catsrule0 @felonimayhem ** “…so I open up the mail, and it’s all- ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??” “Y-yes Sir. I was just-“ “And it was BUTTS! Lots and lots of CAT BUTTS!!” *sigh* “I don’t know, Jitters…life is becoming just. too. weird…” **

@Notasquirrel @felonimayhem *mails you quality photos of butts*

@felonimayhem *wonders where to get a set for her*

@felonimayhem I WIL IFFE I WANTE TOE!!

@Notasquirrel Don't ever pull a bunny's ears!

*is not impressed*

@catsrule0 @lynda3035 @1gingerbeauty @Lpowell588Lady @chalkymacalpi @LBisaillon *has never BEEN so repulsed*

@Notasquirrel @lynda3035 @1gingerbeauty @Lpowell588Lady @chalkymacalpi @LBisaillon Baby Bum Bum on da left wif Baby Choo Choo on da right. Don’t worry, you are not da father.

Might be the cutest thing so far 😍🥹🪈💖🥜🐿 @Notasquirrel @1gingerbeauty @Lpowell588Lady @catsrule0 @chalkymacalpi @LBisaillon #KindnessMatters

@felonimayhem *facewash* yit. ther note longe enuf YIT.

@Notasquirrel They're not long enough for that! But your tail is long enough to dangle you from a refrigerator door handle, if rumors are true.

@felonimayhem @catsrule0 *searches frantically for the Hat Made O’ Spikes* *wonders if he’s going to need the ‘You’ll Never Sit Again’ Jacket Of Fun*

@Notasquirrel @catsrule0 I've sat on you before, and you survived. Physically anyway.

@catsrule0 @lynda3035 @1gingerbeauty @Lpowell588Lady @chalkymacalpi @LBisaillon *really wouldn’t brag about that*

@Notasquirrel @lynda3035 @1gingerbeauty @Lpowell588Lady @chalkymacalpi @LBisaillon Da family has grown. 😁😹

@felonimayhem *races to get Jitters into the Witless Protection Program*

@Notasquirrel Hey, it's chilly over here! Not as bad as John-John with his six inches of snow, but definitely enough for shivers. I need to cuddle with Jitters tonight to keep warm.

@Notasquirrel The problem for you is that you never thin down the following spring.

@catsrule0 @felonimayhem *mails you a package of Bonks On The Head*

@Notasquirrel @felonimayhem It means dat fat is all in da right places. For example, da butt!

@felonimayhem @catsrule0 ** “Oh, man… would you look at that!? If she sits on me, I’m done for!!” **

@Notasquirrel @catsrule0 I don't wear pants! They don't flatter my curves.

@felonimayhem *waits until you fall asleep and then ties your ears in a knot*

@Notasquirrel At least the sweater isn't as ugly as you are. ***fashionistafluff***

@catsrule0 @felonimayhem ** “That means ‘extra fat’, doesn’t it, Jitters?” “I’d rather not say, Sir.” “Oh, it means it all right…you’re just afraid of Miss Jumbo Pants!” **

@Notasquirrel @felonimayhem Voluptuous 😁

@catsrule0 @lynda3035 @1gingerbeauty @Lpowell588Lady @chalkymacalpi @LBisaillon annoyinge wite kat!🦤

@Notasquirrel @lynda3035 @1gingerbeauty @Lpowell588Lady @chalkymacalpi @LBisaillon Buzzbutt! 😁🍑