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Owner of Nothing GOEs likely unemployed.

Charlie White has been launched into the Sun.

Alysa Liu, on the Winter Olympics so far: “The Olympics are happening now?”

Ellie Goulding says she can’t believe Wakaba Higuchi isn’t at the 2026 Winter Olympics: “Where the fuck is she?”

2026 Winter Olympic mascots Tina and Milo beat Stephen Gogolev to death shortly after this picture was taken.

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@NothingGOE nothing goes is everything alright at home ?

The Winter Olympics end tomorrow. They end tomorrow. It ends tomorrow. It ends tomorrow. It ends tomorrow. IT ENDS TOMORROW. IT ENDS TOMORROW. IT ENDS TOMORROW.

Alex Shibutani has been arrested after illegally squatting in the Olympic Village.

Isabeau Levito, on the one word that’s defined her Winter Olympics experience so far: “Scrumdiddlyumptious”

Tomàs-Llorenç Guarino Sabaté’s ‘Minions’ program has been approved by Universal after a stern talk from a certain Scott Moir shaped character.

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The Winter Olympics are just 2 weeks away.

“Evan Lysacek” is apparently still a thing.

Sasha Cohen is now watching ‘Finding Her Edge’ on Netflix: “Inshallah we both find it.”

The Winter Olympics start today.

Carol Lane admits that she failed to check if Piper and Paul’s World Standing points were high enough to get them into the final group at the Olympics: “I got scared after someone told me they were using Arabic numerals.”

Karoline Leavitt has blocked Andrew Torgashev on Truth Social after he suggested switching to represent Greenland.

The 2026 Winter Olympics are just 2 days away.

Laurence Fournier Beaudry reveals her favorite place in France in an interview with Le Monde: “Montréal”

Björk, unprompted: “I have riddle. What is most insane and intimate ever shared by two people to this day?”