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“Take a shot it taste like juice” Me after finding out it taste nothing like juice:

I’M SCREAMING

What drink goes best with this?

@ysljennii x.com/i/status/20513…

this is wrong this is very very wrong

Full faith in the Wolves, don’t make me regret it @Roobet

My hands are shaking so much that I can barely hold my phone. I'm hiding in the bathroom of the house I paid for, looking at something that has made my blood run cold. I'm a manager at my office and I'm doing really well and I'm also working on my business to make sure that my family is well taken care of.

On August 15, 2004, a day before his 2005 trial hearing, Michael Jackson asked Steve Harvey to take him to First AME Church in LA for prayer. 🙏 Steve picked him up, joked about MJ’s flashy $20K military jacket ('Dressed like Captain Crunch?!') MJ worshipped, met the kids, signed autographs, and received prayers for justice. He told Steve: "I didn’t do this, man." Steve believed him. Faith and friendship in the storm. 🕊️#MichaelJackson #KingofPop

What is this?😩😭

This is really good therapy

“He’s singing in Yoruba his song can’t go international” ok naw

genuine question.. How on earth does she keep her ass crack clean????

Oven are you okay? Are you okay, oven!?

P0RN has lied to you for years and you never noticed. The 5 biggest LIES of P0RN. A thread.

So his is how whales breast milk their younger ones

My friend got a girl pregnant when he was 13 and she was 15. They met at the beach while she was on vacation. She came from a wealthy family and lived in another state, while he grew up with very little. He never told anyone but me. Now he’s 28, and he has a 15 year old kid that only I know about. The only reason he got away with it is because the girl’s family had money. She never said who the father was and would secretly fly out to see him sometimes. I didn’t believe it at first until I saw pictures of the kid. The child has never met him, and I don’t think he even knows his father exists. Sometimes I think about it… if my friend died, I’d be the one holding that secret. I’d have to tell his parents they’ve had a grandchild for 15 years and never knew.

Olaf really just be saying whatever ⛄️😭

This is enough reason to file for a divorce 😭

I'm not desperate enough (in terms of locking in).

If all P*ssy are the same, why do men still cheat? 🤔

Women were asked the minimum height they could date. their answers would literally amaze you