Same Ol' Jags

Yo Auburn, that Swag Surfin' bit was embarrassing and you shouldn't do it ever again. 😂

@Less_HumbleTeej 😂😂😂😂😂

Put Reggie miller on your staff brother god bless 🙏🏾

Wouldn't be sad if Auburn burned to the ground, but the pitch does look nice tonight. Now I just gotta hope Messi plays. 😂

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Tell me you didn't watch early TNA without telling me you didn't watch early TNA. 😑

It's the Bloodline. Any faction that has Yuta and Garcia in it would automatically be the worst except for Logan Paul being in The Vision.

"What issue comes after #10? #1" and "Issues #1-10 but never #11" should be in the Slander Hall of Fame. 🤣

@AShowQuan Man, I was so excited for the heel turn only for them to fuck it up in less than two weeks. 😂

They can’t resist. They must throw every Midcard heel into the DCF 😂

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

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... He does know this makes his boss sound like a literal toddler, right?

The world has 195 recognised countries. 64 of them id go to prison or be killed for being gay. That’s 32% of the world where it’s illegal and punishable by death for being who I am. So talk to me about why we shouldn’t have pride.

Putting aside that Austin probably would've laughed in the face of anyone suggesting they go an hour like this... Steve was light-years better at playing an insecure wrestler than ol' Billy boy here. 🥴

YES.

WHAT A FUCKIN' MATCH

The Pimpi reveal & subsequent nearfall may be my favorite wrestling moment of the year. So good.

@Hamanicart617 Crowd is on fucking FIRE.

Good ol’ I hate your mask Rasslin. #AAANocheDeLosGrandes

Man, listen to the crowd for this match.

There's not one aspect of professional wrestling that Kyle is better at than Kurt Angle. Maybe we can revisit this in like 5-10 years, but right now?

Ooooh, are we sharing fables? I got one for you. So, there's this frog that enters public service, presumably for the right reasons. He spends years as a district judge, then gets elected to the state supreme court, then attorney general of that state. Wouldn't you know it, that frog makes his way up to the U.S. Senate and gets reelected a few times. He seems to have a great path ahead. Well, along comes this scorpion who's running for president and saying outright: if you don't support me, I'm gonna sting you. The supposedly wise frog warns everyone else about the scorpion, tells them this scorpion is bad news, tells them this scorpion is gonna sting them with no regard for their support. Alas, the scorpion is elected anyway, and the frog, despite knowing the scorpion is going to sting, keeps supporting the scorpion. The frog, once wise, spends a decade defending the scorpion stinging others even though the frog knows there's a damn good chance he's gonna get stung himself because the scorpion doesn't do loyalty. The frog, you see, is too chickenshit to speak out against the scorpion and decides to just wait out the scorpion's time. He's okay with others getting stung, though. He figures if he can appeal to the scorpion's ego and support him, he'll evade the eventual sting. So, he spends years pandering to the scorpion and looking the other way while others get stung. And after a while, he figures he's gonna make it out okay. Well, along comes this other frog who panders even harder. A truly corrupt and nasty frog. No integrity at all. Seems to have no soul. And the frog thinks: there ain't no way the scorpion is gonna favor this other frog. I've bent over backwards for the scorpion. I've been loyal. This other frog is ugly as sin. No one likes the other frog. The scorpion ain't gonna choose him over me, right? The frog is now neck-deep in delusion. He thinks the way to get out of this pickle is to pander to the scorpion even harder. He even tries to get a highway named after the scorpion. Well... it didn't work. One day, the scorpion thanked the frog for his loyalty and then repeatedly stung him into oblivion. Stung him over and over. Seemed to enjoy it, honestly. I think I read that in Aesop's or somewhere.