NotoriousCJE

@KyLV902 @1realFormula You think you can’t buy gold in 30 minutes but can get on a betting site and bet 75 million dollars? lol

@1realFormula No one is buying gold and land within 30 minutes sorry that’s not happening. Real answer would be to take that money go on a sports betting site and spread it around amongst as many “sure thing” bets as possible even if you only win 75% of them the money is now yours

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

@CaptainCons When my connection was so good the green bars turned blue. Felt like i was Neo plugged in the Matrix.

Nothing quite like hitting download before school and coming home to find that video was only at 55%

@JeffNadu Man that Lays Honey BBQ commercial always winds up playing in my head

Been watching a bunch of old AND1 stuff... got me thinking who the 5 greatest Mixtape Tour players were For me the list is simple. Note technically by the time the Tour got going late 90's early 2000's Skip was in league but he's the greatest to me and very important to the Tour's explosion 1. Skip 2. Alimoe (RIP) 3. Sauce 4. AO 5. Professor

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Blutman Katic Phil and Mintzy

Who do you have in your Final Four of the $30,000 @StoolAfterDark Stream? Cast List: Mintzy, Annika, Rico, Tommy, Klemmer, Doitche, Spider, Mikey Bets, Dana Beers, Katic, Nate, Meek Phil, Ella, Megan, Burns, Montoya, WSD, Wonton Don, Nicky Smokes, Reed, Blutman, Dante, Ethan

@BarstoolNOLA got the same combo yesterday!

Oh my God

@RoonilWazlib_1 @BarstoolNOLA That’s the crawfish strudel! Crawfish and cheese and peppers and onion and love and everything good about the world. Don’t sleep on the pork and grits either

@BarstoolNOLA What is that bread stuffed with??

@TBob53 @lemanski_t @LucasGuido13 bro was i making up the fact i thought you were doing pilates or yoga? I thought you were stretching and getting more limber but i also could have created a storyline in my head

@lemanski_t @NotoriousCJE504 @LucasGuido13 Just started working out after Dr told me I needed to lose weight, try to do like 30 mins a day and I do intermittent fasting during the week

I would like to publicly apologize to @LucasGuido13 for eating his breakfast bagel, there was no excuse for that, I gave into my base fat kid behavior and convinced myself it was a leftover stale bagel even tho it was absolutely delicious

@lemanski_t @TBob53 @LucasGuido13 I forget what it was but I know TBob was doing like yoga or pilates or some shit. Went from a D1 SEC lineman to looking like he only eats a bite of Lembas bread every week.

@TBob53 @LucasGuido13 You were a fat kid? What did you do to get things turned around?

@StuartFeiner I aspire to be a version of you one day Stu. You’re the fucking MAN

The funniest part of my Party of the century was when I had the pre meeting with the amazing security team. 4 people with open carry guns controlled 731 people to perfection. But u should have seen their faces when I said " No there are no invites or bracelets " Let everyone in.

@OhioTate Mintz v Unc v Katic v Meek at the end

Contestants: Mintzy Annika Rico Tommy Klemmer Doitche Spider Mikey Bets Dana Beers Katic Nate Meek Phil Ella Grif Megan Makin Money Connor Burns Hannah Montoya White Sox Dave Wonton Don Nicky Smokes Reed Blutman Dante (and anyone you convince to join before Monday) WHO WINS?

@StuartFeiner I love you Stu, thanks for being a bright light

Pool opens tomorrow mood. Ready to shed all my cloths and go naked this year and prove once and for all what the fuss is about and how 65 is the new 35. #stufucks #15/15/30 #assmulchsamesmell #multipleorgasms If u ain't Cumming well nothing in your life matters. #BEADVISED SUP.

@Majin_Ivan @MLFootball @its_carol31 and you gonna tell me Washington DC is some symbol of cleanliness???? The fuck lol

@MLFootball @its_carol31 He didnt want to play for the saints and that dirty ass city. Yall keep crying but who tf wants to go play in new orleans? No one. Keep crying tho

🚨THIS IS WILD🚨 K'Lavon Chaisson revealed that he turned down a 3-year deal worth 40 million dollars from the #Saints. Chaisson signed a 1-year $11M deal with the #Commanders. K’Lavon signed with Washington because he believed they will be a contender.

@StuartFeiner Spread Cheeks, Spread Mulch, Spread Love.

Sing with me. Today is "MULCH is here day"

@TripleD225 @LSUBarstool We run it back with Billy Schmidt on Friday, Coop Sat and Casan sunday. Maybe another year of development on his slider and Paz can eventually make his way to the rotation, kid really had it as a HS junior before his injury

@NotoriousCJE504 @LSUBarstool Our entire starting rotation should be back and hopefully improved but we definitely need to bring in some competition if they don’t.

Yea it’s officially over

@StevenCheah @UinMiami Brother I got threatened to be “Will Smith’d” at a Tampa game and still hate the Falcons more than y’all. Still love you though Cheah. Atleast you have Mons Venus!

@UinMiami 1) Saints 2) Panthers 3) Falcons

As a new Bucs fan do we hate the Saints or the Falcons more!? I’m new here.

@snowlikejonn As long as he doesn’t have that Deion Jones MNF game vs the Saints i’ll just let bygones be bygones

It’s like I wanted to root for Harold Perkins to be that guy we all thought he would be one day, but now I absolutely can’t

@OhioTate ILL NEVER TURN THEM OFF TATE

I am home From Widespread Panic with Mintzy to investigating if Smokes put meat on meat and detailing Goldfingers 🍑🔌 in Vegas I am pleased to report that through it all, Ryan Day did NOT unfollow me (biggest fear on these trips) This trip is over. Turn the notifications off

@pooqvzq @OhioTate T Bob voted for Katic! O Line gotta stick together.

@OhioTate not a single vote for Ella or Katic is a crime

I received an exclusive inside look at the ballots for Spring Break MVP Votes: Dante (30), Nicky Smokes (3), Oona (2), Payton (2), Katic (1), Rico (1) Note: Reed was mentioned multiple times as someone who would have received consideration had he reached the minimum game limit

@danabeers Sausage breakfast crunchwrap extra creamy jalapeño sauce takes life to new meaning

Just had my first T Bell breakfast Crunchwrap. My life will never be the same going forward.