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OPINION: Emo bands are far too negative nowadays! Have they even tried just being happier? If you look around, there’s plenty to be happy about, such as: …Uhhh. Oh wait, there’s… no, that’s still sad. Learn more at link in bio.

Following the release of their new album, ERRA is preparing for an intense chart battle with Harry Styles, who also released an album today. According to reports from Billboard, ERRA are unsurprisingly expected to beat out the British singer. Learn more at link in bio

We are thrilled to announce the formation of a brand new deathcore ba- We are sorry to announce that a brand new deathcore band has broken up after resurfaced allegations against the vocalist, drummer, bassist, both guitarists and tour manager. Learn more at link in bio.

Alex Terrible, Danny Worsnop, Jonny Craig, Tim Lambesis and TX2 have formed a boyband. It's unclear when the first single will be released as insiders are already reporting a possible breakup since Lambesis keeps sending hitmen after the other members. Learn more at link in bio.

It seems like Ronnie Radke wants to take Anthony Fantano to court again, but for different reasons this time. In a newly surfaced love letter from Ronnie, the real reason for the court dates was so that he could spend more time with the reviewer. Learn more at link in bio.

At a recent show, every member of Australian metalcore band, Alpha Wolf, began barking nonstop. Nobody knows why this happened, and all future shows have been cancelled. For obvious reasons, we didn't reach out for comment. Learn more at link in bio.

David Draiman has been blown up. Eyewitnesses at the scene report seeing his signature on the leftover shrapnel. Learn more at link in bio.

Grammy nominated black metal band, Sleep Token, were forced to delay their last UK show after getting stuck on the London Underground. According to our sources, they will remain trapped for the foreseeable future. Learn more at link in bio.

Nu-Metal band Korn is facing backlash after allegedly writing the same song multiple times, released under different names. Diehard fans of the band reportedly didn’t even notice until they queued the songs back-to-back. Learn more at link in bio.

In a recent interview, members of Fleshwater revealed that the reason their former project, Vein, hadn't returned, was because they had no memory of the band. When shown evidence, the band called the songs "disgusting" and stormed out of the interview. Learn more at link in bio.

Famously satanic rock band, Ghost, have announced that they will be disbanding indefinitely after every member experienced a religious epiphany at the same time. We'd say they'd be missed, but we contractually cannot lie. Learn more at link in bio.

Doctors from Harvard and Oxford have declared Bleed From Within as the ‘healthiest band in the world’. The article cites the reasoning for the declaration as: ‘All of their bleeding appears to be internal, which is where the blood is supposed to be’ Learn more at link in bio

Alex Terrible has been banned from every animal shelter in the world after he wouldn't stop trying to get to the dogs. We reached out to the Slaughter to Prevail vocalist for comment but, honestly, we're not sure that we want an explanation. Learn more at link in bio.

UPDATE: Phillip still has not blinked. He has repeatedly been told that he already has the world record, but this does not seem to phase him. His family and his band mates are growing increasingly concerned. Learn more at link in bio.

Ian Watkins has been stabbed again in hell. Have a good 2026 everyone!

Merry Christmas from Noudwire! Thank you for all the support you’ve provided us with this year. With that, we’ll be taking a break until the new year. See you in 2026!

Santa has been injured after a shockingly violent game of chess with Fred Durst. To make amends, the Limp Bizkit frontman will be delivering all the presents on Christmas Eve instead. "It's just one of those days..." was Durst's only comment. Learn more at link in bio.

“I want you motherfuckers on your worst behavior” is a phrase commonly said by The Plot in You frontman Landon Tewers at their shows. However, this command has left Santa with an overwhelmingly long naughty list this year. Will there be consequences? Learn more at link in bio.

Linkin Park played a concert in the North Pole. During the show, Mike Shinoda did a speech in the language of the elves, he said in the viral clip: ‘Linkin Park loves Christmas, we know how hard you all work around here, so thank you for coming out!’ Learn more at link in bio.

Danny Worsnop has been spotted stealing all of the Christmas presents from Whoville. "I'm not giving them back." Learn more at link in bio.