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@CPFC Only we can do that against burnley at home 😂

Goal. Burnley equalise. 2-2.

Theo Walcott🗣️”How does your 2008 team compare to this Arsenal team?” Wayne Rooney🗣️”Yeah we’d batter them!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@IanLane80823908 @TheSCFL @HHTFC @TheSnlf @thesnlfdod Aswell as poor recruitment, I think the overall standard has declined massively 👍🏼

Some serious results today in the @TheSCFL league! are we looking at a real disjointment between the teams in the league this season? Looking for input and opinions for discussion. I think we know who's winning the league??👍⚽️😉🤔 @HHTFC @TheSnlf @thesnlfdod #grassrootsfootball

@CPFC Can we please talk about how good Mitchell is at defending.

Level at the break 👀

@CPFC @Carabao_Cup Had to be Arsenal 😂

Right, seeing as we're into the quarter-finals, who do you want next in the @Carabao_Cup? 👀

@hastingsufc @RoffeyFC Great signing, unplayable on he’s day.

𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 We are delighted to welcome on dual registration with @RoffeyFC the signing of explosive midfielder Jordan Mase Mase has scored 28 goals across last season and into this season, we look forward to welcoming him to The Pilot Field 👏👏👏 #COYU

This 😂👇 the dads that have never played football are the worst.

@TomJC1285 @crawleytown Average is being a bit generous, more like a pub side, Walsall 💩

@crawleytown Honestly made a team at the top of the league look average. Really good half, and shows if we drive we can do well.

Ryan Loft's perfect header has us ahead at the break! #TownTeamTogether🔴

@TheSnlf @ReigatePrioryFC Fair play to Reigate, especially winning there cup final against infinity over the weekend, whoever they are anyways 🤷🏻‍♀️

Congratulations to all @ReigatePrioryFC 😊

@Richlloyd1984 Palace fan here, last 20 minutes we really struggled, you deserved it in the end, said before aswell result a side, very happy for jack grealish

It’s class to see Crystal Palace players talking about how difficult it was to play in the new stadium on Sunday once we got that penalty . The noise inside the ground was fantastic for the last 30 minutes of the game

@Lea_EFC Result aside, very happy for jack grealish 👍🏼

If Crystal Palace wasn’t playing European Football this season, they would have comfortably beat Everton yesterday and finish in the top 4. Unfortunately for Palace, they tired in the last 10 minutes and don’t quite have the squad depth to make the top 4 imo. That said, Glasner has them well drilled and they have some ridiculously talented players, especially Marc Guehi and Adam Wharton who were both fantastic yesterday. Crystal Palace are a fantastic football club and I wish them luck for the remainder of the season 🍀

A solid life lesson from Roy Keane to start your Tuesday morning.

@SkySports_Keith They was brilliant against us last week (palace) I think Sunderland will do well this year 👍🏼

Hard-fought, rugged & very impressive display by Sunderland today to get a point — despite playing over an hour with 10 men. There’s some absolute beasts in that team: Alderete, Mukiele, Gertruida, Hume…and that’s without Diarra & Brobbey playing today. The best compliment I can pay Sunderland? You couldn’t tell they were playing a man short. The Stadium of Light is — and will continue to be — a very tough place to visit this season. #SAFC

Age is just a number.

@HLTCO Glasner walks I reckon

3:56pm update: • Fuck this

8:04am update: • No concrete news on Guehi • Glasner is adamant he should stay • I’m in a glass case of emotion • Christantus Uche is in London • Deal verbally agreed • Jaydee Canvot expected soon too • Conor Gallagher? We can dream • Fry up will come soon enough

JP to Marc 😂 "Even in training he never does this!"

Have a look at some of the prizes for this Sunday! • Kelvs Roffey XI vs Kelvs @Alfold_FC XI • @TheSnlf Beat the GK challenge • Raffle & Auction • BBQ • Bouncy Castles • Cake Stall Help us raise as much money as possible for Kelvs family 💙

@CPFC Death, taxes and drawing with forest 🌳

A point at Selhurst.

@CPFC And of course Liverpool will win yet another shootout

We go to penalties at Wembley... #CPFC