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@FootyHumour You will die the worst death a man could possibly imagine.

A fan has just made an AI alternate version of events if Gabriel had scored his penalty

@prickytwatling Did you invest in SLM? The return today was pretty neat.

getting in on the IPO proved to be a smart move.

Finally, all my investments paid off today.

@TeslaOnDiet Maybe, we need an anime birth chart thread from your end.

@NowBeingAdult Lmao, no

My very very saturnine brother: Idky, I always liked crows. LOL

@TeslaOnDiet Hmmm, yes, eerily you do leave an imprint like Itachi Uchiha. Although, did you read Itachi's birth chart?

@NowBeingAdult That’s me, I’m his fan. I’ve been told I have his personality lol

Signing the Islamabad Accord in Geneva.. Pakistan at its finest.

@ahmadrahimkhan This is an absolutely false accusation being hurled on this platform

@NowBeingAdult Cancerian men are pricks

Why are all the girlies on my TL into astrology? Are the men missing some clues into the universe that astrology provides?

@HBA_162 Underrated post 😂

Scenes at Strait of Hormuz after the announcement of the deal:

@ahmadrahimkhan @ZardanSi dawn.com/news/2007936/u… This is enough of an answer

@ZardanSi @NowBeingAdult

The greatest man of Pakistan after Muhammad Ali Jinnah!

What CCD did in Chakwal was neither a case of mistaken identity nor an instance of mere negligence. It was the predictable outcome of the policing model adopted by the Government of Punjab. This incident cannot be viewed in isolation; rather, it reflects the consequences of a system that prioritises encounter-based policing over due process and the rule of law. The real issue is the culture of impunity under which the CCD appears to operate, where there seems to be little fear of accountability because officers believe they will not face meaningful consequences for their actions. That confidence stems from political patronage and institutional backing. More fundamentally, the CCD appears to be operating outside any clearly defined constitutional or legal framework with inadequate oversight

@baqirsajjad Let's hope Mohsin Naqvi isn't involved, otherwise this proposal gets shelved as well.

Spoke to a diplomat, who shared outline of the agreement between US and Iran, which is being considered for approval at the leadership level. Here are some of the salient features, which have also been to some extent reported by other publications. 1/3

@rooojayy Wait, you skipped the part where you go from student to unemployed.

ab single se kunwarey hony ki umr bhi aney wali hai

@umarsaif The political willingness is missing to lead tax reform. The very people you have worked with are the ones who have protected the affluent traders who refuse to become part of the tax bracket.

In a country where every major expenditure and asset ownership -- from a cellphone bill to property tax to driving license to electricity usage to bank accounts to hotel stays to travel to school fees to traffic tickets -- is tied to your biometricaly verified ID card, how difficult could it be to ascertain someone's income -- and, hence, income tax? How many more years will we continue to reimagine FBR or spend billions on "reform" -- before someone actually calls the bluff ...

@rooojayy Damn, just know this you are not alone in this endeavour 😅

@NowBeingAdult alg system hai

this is so unfair😭😭😭 spent the whole day deep cleaning the house with amma, only for a dust storm to hit

@TeslaOnDiet If you didn't, I would be disappointed.

@NowBeingAdult sure, 18 months of mechanical engineering so I can finally do the part I care about (deploy RL policies)

Ideally I want this but a bionic hand works too.