Fuckin’ Guy

ASK GOD

i be having great days ON PURPOSE

nobody owes you anything on your birthday, learn to make money and spoil yourself

The snoring start to sound like white noise when you love em

When Kendrick asked if he's battling ghosts or AI. It's AI. it's all AI 😂

number one rule in life: never listen to a nigga

“I’m grater than everybody like some shredded cheese” “You gotta be kidding, like nieces and nephews” “I’m in the loop like a carabiner” "I Rack up the tab in Chanel, cause I do buy everything like I'm Middle Eastern" “Next to Jordan like I’m Lebanese” “I’m with Noel like Kris Kringle” “Barber went broke, now he under the arm like I’m ticklish” “You envy me like Nevada” “What kind of man are you? - a middle one” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@TWOTIMESABITCH 17 felt grown until you hit your 20s and realize you were literally just a confused kid with unlimited confidence 😭

IM SORRY I WAS IN TEARS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the reality of friendships at work Anyone else relate?

When you zone out but you are aware that you zoned out but you are too lazy to zone back in.

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about skin colour? I just love a pretty woman.

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Fred Hampton was drugged by an FBI informant before police raided his apartment and killed him in bed at age 21.

That was SO much better than the first one

I'll never regret someone that I had an amazing time with. Even if we fall off. You made my life special at a certain time.

u can be weird, I luv weird people. Just don't be a fucking weirdo.

beautiful soul - jesse mccartney (2004)

u cannot bullshit a bullshitter

Dating in your 30s is realizing chemistry can exist without compatibility. Very unfortunate discovery.