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@SundayDareSD ADC is dead on arrival!

ADC: Bolaji Abdullahi - Stop Playing the Ostrich. Under Tinubu Nigeria’s Path to Recovery is indisputable. “It is easy to write from the sidelines. To critique without consequence. To moralize without responsibility. But governance is not a column—it is a burden. One that requires decisions, trade-offs, and the courage to be unpopular in the short term to secure the long term”. There is a peculiar contempt in your letter—the kind that mistakes sophistry for insight, and grandstanding for substance. But this type of quackery only elevates the author into the realms of pseudo- intellectualism. You write as though Nigeria began yesterday. As though decades of fiscal vandalism, subsidy rackets, institutional decay, and security neglect simply materialized under one administration. It is a convenient fiction—one that absolves yesterday’s actors while condemning today’s reform. You lament fuel prices, but say nothing of the fraud that sustained the subsidy regime—an open hemorrhage of public funds that enriched a cartel while impoverishing a nation. You mourn the consequences, yet remain silent on the cause. That is not analysis; it is intellectual evasion. You invoke insecurity with the solemnity of a eulogy, yet with the depth of a slogan. Terrorism did not arrive with this government; it was cultivated—watered by years of indecision, politicization, and strategic drift. To now weaponize its existence in a birthday message is not just tasteless—it is profoundly unserious. Then comes the predictable sermon on hardship. As though reform is a dinner party. As though correcting years of economic distortion comes without discomfort. Every serious nation that has confronted structural rot has passed through this phase. The difference is that serious observers understand this. Casual critics write letters. And your closing flourish—this tired warning about a “one-party state”—is perhaps the weakest note of all. Political migration is not tyranny; it is gravity. When platforms collapse under the weight of their own emptiness, people move. That is not democracy dying—it is relevance shifting. But let us be honest: your letter is not about governance. It is about posture. A performance of outrage, carefully worded, conveniently timed, and entirely devoid of solutions. Not a single pathway offered. Not one alternative proposed. Just indignation—polished and published. It is easy to write from the sidelines. To critique without consequence. To moralize without responsibility. But governance is not a column—it is a burden. One that requires decisions, trade-offs, and the courage to be unpopular in the short term to secure the long term. You suggest others are not “taking governance seriously.” Yet seriousness is not measured by the sharpness of one’s pen, but by the weight one is willing to carry. On that measure, your letter is light—painfully light. Nigeria deserves more than rehearsed cynicism disguised as critique. It deserves clarity. It deserves honesty. It deserves people who, at the very least, understand the problem before attempting to narrate it. Until then, you may wish to pause—and, perhaps for once stop playing the Ostrich. @officialABAT @otegaogra @OfficialAPCNg @Onsogbu2

@renoomokri Absolutely true words from a role model

Don't go back to meet them and get your revenge. Instead, go so far ahead that the distance between you and them is so great, and that becomes your revenge. It is not always necessary to fight an enemy. Sometimes, it is better to transcend them! #RenosNuggets

@renoomokri Absolutely true words from a role model His Excellency Ambassador Reno Omokri.

As a wife, no matter your financial muscle, never use it to tussle with your husband or muzzle him. Men have an ego that won't let go. The humiliation will ruin relations between you two. Letting money ruin the honey won't be funny! Learn from Khadija, the wife of Prophet Muhammad, salla Allahu alayhi wasalaam. Khadija bint Khuwaylid was significantly older and wealthier than her husband, yet she honoured him, and that made love blossom. As Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher cooked for and served her husband, Dennis. Google it. She never let her domestic staff do it! Your husband is already facing a boss at work. Allow him to be the boss at home, or the marriage may suffer irreparable harm. #RenosNuggets

@renoomokri I don't know why these particular sets of people are so heartless and cruel.

Dear Vikky, Thank you for your feedback. Mallam Nasir el-Rufa'i, in my opinion, could have done much better as a governor, but there is a time and place for everything, and a mourning period is not that occasion and location. I am not here to defend Nasir; however, are you aware that in the countries you usually celebrate, such as the United States, the United Kingdom, and countries in the European Union, healthcare is either privatised or run by a private-led sector trust? All that the government does is regulate the sector. Without citizens paying tax, and mind you, Nigerians hardly pay tax (we have one of the world's lowest tax-to-GDP ratios), expecting the Federal, State, and Local governments to build functional hospitals for you is a pipe dream. In the aforementioned countries, in addition to heavy taxes, their citizens pay for health insurance. Nigeria introduced that, under President Obasanjo, Nigerians did not pay into the NSITF, yet they want the best healthcare. How is that going to happen? From oil money? Nigeria is oil-poor! We have a population of 236 million and annual oil and gas revenues of $36 billion. That gives us $156 per citizen. And we must build roads, pay civil servants, maintain an army, service debts, and run schools, etc., from that. Vikky, apart from these heavy insults, have you ever applied critical thinking to Nigeria's challenges? 236 million people, of whom far less than 10% pay tax, and all of these citizens feel entitled to the same quality of life as Qatar, a country with just 3.5 million people and earning two and a half times what we make from oil and gas. If Nigerians can do less insulting and more thinking and consulting, we will find that our attitude as Nigerians has a lot to do with the state of our country. In the meantime, the man is grieving. We are humans, not animals. Please, let him mourn in peace! Thanks, and may God bless you. Reno Omokri Ambassador Designate to Mexico. Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year, 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

@renoomokri Happy Birthday Jagaban.

Happy 74th Birthday To The Father of the Emerging New Nigeria Dear President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, On behalf of my family, please permit me to wish you a happy 74th birthday and declare you the father of an emerging New Nigeria and the global Face of Beneficial Reforms. Mr President, in three years, you have added $67 billion to our economy, with our GDP rising from ₦269.29 trillion on May 29, 2023, when you became President, to ₦372.8 trillion today. You have overseen the expansion of our capital market, as the total market capitalisation of the Nigerian Exchange, which stood at ₦27.915 trillion on December 30, 2022, before you took over the saddle, hit ₦122 trillion in January of 2026, which we thought was unprecedented. That is almost five times what it was before you were elected. But what we thought was unprecedented has now been precedented, with the All Share Index hitting the 200,000-point mark on Monday, March 16, 2026. Mr President, during the campaigns, you promised Local Government Autonomy, and have delivered on that promise on Thursday, July 11, 2024. Almost a million Nigerian students are living out your student loan promise as a reality in our ivory towers. You said a four-year course would be a four-year course, as you vowed to eradicate strikes by the Academic Staff Union of Nigerian Universities by adequately funding the education sector. That promise is fulfilled as this is the first time in forever that Nigeria has gone three years without a nationwide ASUU strike. And quite significant to me, as a diplomat, is the fact that you have delivered to Nigeria her most significant diplomatic feat in thirty-seven years, with your State Visit to the United Kingdom on the invitation of His Royal Majesty, King Charles III. For these accomplishments, and for turning Nigeria from the largest importer of fuel in Africa in 2023, to the single biggest exporter of refined petroleum products in West Africa in 2026, I proudly flew the City Boy Movement Flag on the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro, which is the highest peak in Africa, signifying that you have taken Nigeria to the height of the continent. On that basis, my family and I join a grateful nation in wishing you a very happy birthday and many returns of this day, in good health and prosperity. May God bless you, and may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria and all Nigerians. Reno Omokri Ambassador Designate to Mexico. Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year, 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

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@renoomokri Thank you President Bola Ahmed Tinubu the Asiwaju and Jagaban of Nigeria and Nigerians. May God bless Nigeria my country my pride.

As a Nigerian, the only thing you have experienced since the Iran War is higher petrol prices, like the rest of the world. However, you are not seeing fuel queues, unlike the rest of the world, including America, which produces and refines by far more fuel than we do. Please fact-check me: the Middle East crisis led to long lines at gas stations in Europe and America. And even petrol prices are gradually coming down. The removal of fuel subsidy has worked. Nigeria has permanently solved the problem of product availability. Over time, we will also fully resolve the affordability challenge. May God bless President Bola Tinubu and Alhaji Aliko Dangote, who, through reform and the implementation of such policies, have turned Nigeria from Africa's largest fuel importer in 2023 to West Africa's biggest exporter of refined petroleum products in 2026. Reno Omokri Ambassador Designate to Mexico. Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year, 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

@renoomokri May God bless Nigeria my country my pride.

star emerged at the APC Convention in Abuja Rtd CGI Muhammad Babandede drew massive support,proving his growing influence and deep grassroots connection in Jigawa.@babandedemb A clear sign:the people are ready for his leadership.@uanamadi #APC #Jigawa #Leadership #NigeriaPoliti

SPEECH BY HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT BOLA AHMED TINUBU, GCFR,  AT THE 4TH ELECTIVE NATIONAL CONVENTION OF THE ALL PROGRESSIVES CONGRESS (APC)   SATURDAY, 28TH MARCH 2026 EAGLES SQUARE, ABUJA   PROTOCOLS: Today, I stand before you with a heart full of gratitude, pride, and hope. Gratitude to God Almighty for His grace upon our nation and our party. Pride in what we have built together as a party since 2013, and optimistic about a bright future for our nation, despite the challenges we face.   2. This 4th Elective National Convention of our great party is not merely a gathering. It is a defining chapter in the story of our democracy and our party. As a party, this Convention offers us the platform to renew our bond, strengthen our resolve, and recommit ourselves to the ideals that brought us together in the first place.   3. We gather under an inspiring and powerful theme, “Unity in Progress: Consolidating the Renewed Hope Agenda. Unity in Progress, as the main theme, is a potent and timely reminder that progress is impossible without unity.   Unity in Progress: Consolidating the Renewed Hope Agenda 4. Thirteen years ago, we dared to dream differently and to act boldly when, as patriots, we set aside our political differences and came together for national redemption and to save our country from the economic doldrums into which the then-ruling party had plunged it.   5. We are united around a shared belief: that our country can be greater and better served; that democracy must work for every Nigerian; that leadership must be anchored in vision, discipline, justice, and development.   6. That historic unity gave birth to a movement that changed Nigeria's political landscape forever. Today, as we reflect, we do so with deep appreciation for the founding fathers, women, youth, and party faithful who built this platform with sweat, courage, and conviction.   7. Let us stand and observe a moment of silence in memory of our first leader and the first elected president produced by our party, President Muhammadu Buhari.   (May Allah continue to keep his soul in Aljana Firdaus) .   8. Let us also stand and observe another moment of silence in memory of other leaders and members, with whom we started this journey together and who have passed on to eternal glory:   (May their souls rest in perfect peace) .   9. All the departed members and those of us still alive bearing the torch did not build this party for division and selfishness. Together, we have the duty to ensure that the vision of our founding fathers is not diminished. We must deepen it. 10. Let me say this clearly and sincerely: Our greatest strength has never been in our size or numbers, but our unity. Political parties do not fail only through electoral defeats. Often, they falter when ego overrides ideology or when ambition replaces discipline. They fail when individual interests threaten the collective good. We must guard against those tendencies at all costs.   11. Therefore, this Convention must send one clear message to Nigerians and the world: Our party is strong, united, focused and ready for the future.   12. We must also remind ourselves that this party is not merely a vehicle specially built to carry ambitious politicians to electoral victories. It was founded as a vehicle for national transformation, a home for anybody who wants to build a Nigeria where governance works, institutions function, opportunities abound, security reigns, poverty declines, and every Nigerian, regardless of tribe, religion, region or social status, can live with dignity and hope.   13. Let me reiterate, especially to those who often lament and misunderstand us: we do not seek a one-party state. Democracy thrives on vibrant and healthy competition. As a statesman and political leader, I believe in a credible opposition—one that can challenge, question and help refine policies. That is how statecraft improves, and good governance is achieved. That is how nations advance. 1/3

@renoomokri Absolutely true words from a role model His Excellency Ambassador Reno Omokri

Young unmarried people should learn something from the Strait of Hormuz. Because it is closed, that narrow strip of land and water has become the most sought-after and valuable real estate on Earth. By simply being shut, it has increased the value of the oil that flows from it. The same is true for you. You can immediately and automatically increase your value by keeping your body closed and maintaining your purity and virginity. It will make you more sought after for marriage than those who open themselves before their nuptials. Plus, whatever comes out of you will become more valuable. Scarcity improves your quality. Don't worry that your mates laugh at your virginity. In less than five minutes, you can be like them. But they can never be like you in five million light-years! #RenosNuggets

@renoomokri Absolutely true words from a role model

Imagine working hard, then using the small salary you earn to buy gadgets that entertain your children. What you are doing is training them to become workers like you. Your children don't need gadgets, gizmos, and more entertainment. They need a mindset upgrade. That is why you should buy them books and teach them to love learning. Don't depend on the school system. Is that not what produced you and your other broke family and friends? It is not what your children learn in school that makes the difference. It is what they learn outside school that is their defence against poverty. If they want to have fun, take them outside and run with them instead of giving them an iPhone, iPad, or various video games. #RenosNuggets