Scot Petrie

I had asparagus for supper last night and sugar crisp for breakfast this morning. What will my piss smell like today?

The problem with Trudeau’s government is not the name at the top of the ticket. The problem is bad ideas, strongly held. The comprehensive failure of Justin Trudeau: thefp.com/p/bari-weiss-c…

The refs as soon as the Mahomes and the Chiefs might lose

I tried telling them... #FreddyKrueger @TomBrady #TheDynasty @AppleTV #NFL #ForeverNE

@ChiefsGotBlurrd I was wrong but to be fair I said they’d ‘probably’ have a winning record without Brady. If they had an actual OC last year and average QB play this year they’d probably be at .500 or better. Also, I DID give Brady the credit for the Super Bowls. 🤷‍♂️

Well this aged horrendously

Is it just me or are these NFL Monday night doubleheader’s stupid? #NFL

@clownworld @el_s00nd @debonairlestain

@barstoolsports @StoolBackstage Better with Skiba!

Blink-182’s first live show together in 9 years at Coachella Banger after Banger after Banger @StoolBackstage twitter.com/blink182italia…

What?

Here's a piece I wrote a few years ago about Trudeau's dopey ban on single-use plastics and why it's bad on so many levels. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/…

@barstoolsports @curve_usa Super Bowl and Stanley Cup.

Which two events would you want tickets to for the rest of your life? @curve_usa

Russell Wilson only has two more TD passes this season than Joe Flacco... Joe Flacco hasn't played since Week 3

Greta Thunberg used to say her goal was to protect the planet from climate change but she now admits it's to overthrow "the whole capitalist system," which she says is responsible for "imperialism, oppression, genocide.. racist, oppressive extractionism" unherd.com/thepost/greta-…

@fillyphlyer69 @dazngroup Complete trash! @NFL @NFLCanada @nflcommish

Why am I getting this at the end of the SNF game? I am on one device and that is it! The fuck @dazngroup @NudgeP

@FINALLEVEL Battle her.

Holy Shit! WTF…I’m done.

@IHartSports_ @dazngroup @DAZN_CA I've sent messages through the online help section, but can't get any help from their ridiculous digital bot assistant. Sent a message to @DAZN_CA_Help and *CRICKETS*. Good to know that you can pay money and get nothing in return! #Daznout

You guys should have gone a long time ago. WORST streaming service ever #Daznout #dazndown

DAZN is an absolute disgrace I want a refund. This service is a disgrace. I want answers immediately #Daznout @DAZN_CA

This is how good @DAZN_CA works @NFL @NFLCanada @nflcommish

Hey @DAZN_CA, you’re shitty product doesn’t work on 4 different devices, despite trying what @DAZN_CA_Help suggested (which wasn’t much). Refund my payment and let me know your product doesn’t suck. @NFL @NFLCanada @nflcommish

@DAZN_CA_Help I've tried messaging you but nothing will send. It could be because your site sucks balls and your inbox is too full with complaints about how shitty it is but either way you better get the site working by Kickoff tonight. @NFLCanada @DAZN_CA @dazngroup @nflcommish