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I absolutely HATE pictures. But I see YOU ALL so Im going to post ONE so you know who you are talking to. I either have a resting bitch face, or 99% of the time I’m smiling. I’m at work sober, bitch face it is haha #StonerFam

@Bluesap26 George

What's the name of your first smartphone?

@wisdomXplorer Peer pressure won’t make me do shit. If I want to do something I’m going to do it. If I don’t I’m not. That simple

What's one thing peer pressure would never make you do?

@Geniustechw Is she a ninja, goddam she got skills

First thought when you see this!

@brockpierson Well I guess you can say I’m dumb as a post the.

You are what you tweet.... What are you

One of my guys said yesterday when he reads he doesn’t hear his own voice, and he just reads words, doesn’t make a whole movie in his head about what he’s reading….. This blew my mind, I read the fuckin ingredients on a box and even that turn into a movie in my head I don’t know, my mind is so fucking loud it’s crazy, NEVER shuts up Some people hate it, I love it, it’s a concert or comedy show up there 24/7

@thejaysnation No. Just no

Should the Blue Jays bring theses jerseys back as an alternate? (📸: mlb.fits | Instagram)

@ThrillaRilla369 Cantalope. Can’t even stand the smell

What food made you gag as a kid and you still can't stand to this day? 🤮

I always tell my guys to ask questions if you don’t know, especially the apprentices, I always say there’s no stupid questions But I get asked a lot of stupid fucking questions

@Sandra_Bulbh I had no idea you were from Nigeria. Everything makes sense now

My phone was just sitting on the counter and it jumped Not really high like 1/4” but it went up and fell back down

@ronsterd89 27°C. Which is 80°F I think

Don't lie. What temperature is your A/C actually set to right now? ❄️

@Seraphinaf5 71

@Dbakes85 100%

@NugLife44 We're cooked.

No word of a fucking lie this tag was just red and said $12. I picked up a box saw the tag being weird then turned to $22

@Kristinartz Don’t know about rude but annoying as fck

My dad and I can’t agree on this... Is talking on speakerphone in public rude? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Gonna feel like 47°C today Number one thank fuck I have today off Number 2 thank fuck I’m not on a slab right now cause it’s going to be just as hot tomorrow

Went to see the new Jackass movie, in my opinion the worst one, WAY too many dicks in it and old footage…. The best thing was the heated and cooled big recliners for an extra $3 a ticket

@ThrillaRilla369 I would get paid more and not a fucking chance

If you got paid $125/hr to work Christmas Day from 5am-7pm, would you do it?

I don’t know why the fuck I can’t remember names, I’m horrible It’s gone outta my head as soon as it’s told

@walsha Everyone except the owners. I’ve heard it’ was stupid expensive everyone they brought

The decentralized draft is a self-inflicted disaster for the NHL. The Draft used to be a unique event with a mystical atmosphere bringing together the entire hockey world to one place for a special weekend. Almost everyone I speak to hopes it goes back to an in person draft.