Minister of Sport when asked why the stadium are not well equipped:
່@pxrcyishim
Since its world cup month. Imagine Nigeria hosts the World Cup😂
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SourYoghurt
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SourYoghurt
@Nukelimer0x9
Full-stack Software Engineer | LL.B holder | Privacy Analyst Exploring Data Privacy and Protection.
Katılım Şubat 2026
36 Takip Edilen13 Takipçiler
Nobody:
Their performative children WhatsApp status:
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo
Elderly people in Nigeria leave you with very strong contrasting emotions. A lot of them are irrevocably stupid. It's not even ignorance, or Stockholm syndrome. Just deliberate stupidity. And yes they see all that's happening through social media, they're all on Facebook.
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@BigLily_C @Oluwapelumi_SMM @oneshygirl_ Wait, 300k for the whole trip including accommodation and transport?
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@Oluwapelumi_SMM @oneshygirl_ Like 200-300k should be enough, idk
We will research
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@Mueedean_ Hey @Mueedean_ can you follow back, I notice that you fix sunfield inverters
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If you did not attend Law School, you are not a lawyer you are a law graduate.
Your LLB alone is not enough. That degree only says you studied law, not that you were called to practice it.
And if after your LLB you’re already sure you don’t want to practise, at least go to Law School for the title. You worked too hard for 5 years to stop at “law graduate.”
Nobody spends years studying Medicine and stops before becoming a doctor just because they changed career paths later.
finish what you started.
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@heismric Or trying to do "anyhow" forgetting that a poor man who does anyhow lands in Zone 5.
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There are lots of things people try to copy from the rich to apply into their life and it doesn’t work. For example, private low-key, forgetting that you don’t have the luxury to live lowkey if you don’t come from money. You need to put yourself out, nobody is coming to save you.
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@Miss_Lorlai @Apins2006 @asemota Teach me how to understand these things, I am interested in learning.
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@Apins2006 @asemota Read about how tbills are discount bills and wat the meaning of yields are.
Also read about mutual funds charges both for fund management and tax .
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This tweet has made me look at Naira investing very differently. This is less than $150k. That amount can keep solving family issues for a long time and the remainder will keep compounding. Better than some startup investments.
𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘@eagleseyeinc
i locked 194m and i’m getting 106k daily, since its 0.0548% per day on piggyvest, for you to get that 100k daily you need to lock approx 182m
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Life changing job offer 1st April, ogbanje catch my employer by 27th Baba rescind job agreement.
Fred@Fedrickkkkkk
Near success syndrome is crazy. Anytime you remember that you were so close to a life changing win you get sad over again.
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In the last few weeks:
🛑Google flagged privacy phones as fraudulent
🇫🇷France criminally charged Elon
🇪🇺 Meta faces $12B fine for not knowing who you are
🇪🇺EU proposed behavior profiling ID for every login
🇬🇧 Palantir UK contract: your data kept 2 years after exit
🇬🇧UK passed facial recognition nationwide
🇬🇧PlayStation mandated face scans to talk to friends
🇩🇪 Germany pushing IP retention with no judicial review
🇷🇺 Russia confirmed the internet has an off switch
➡️Time to take your privacy seriously
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The way the EU settled down to draft their SME guide for data privacy, I really wish NDPC can do something similar.
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I am spending my day reading and studying GDPR and bruhh, I miss my law days.
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Alhamdulillaah Masha Allah. Glory to God for the Certificate of Completion of the National Data Protection Commission Data Protection officer. By virtue of Sections 32 and 33 of the Nigeria Data Protection Act, 2023 (NDP Act), these sections establish the DPO & DPCOs
Sagwari, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
@akinkunmi Sadly, ive not been able to renew my codex subscription since expiry, but Opensource models still do fine tho
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I needed this job to save up for law school. My pops doubts if I ever graduated 🥴
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