Kyle Gornail

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See, my problem with Twitter is it reminds me of when I was six and my aunt would tell me I talk too much #ItsTrueTho

I wonder how many good people I'm gonna lose before I'm one of em. I wonder how long until the holidays hurt more than help. #TheQuestions

Killums would look dope on the front of the sidecar, I think. ...okay back to lurking.

@therealelp & @KillerMikeGTO should ride around in a Run The Jewels-inspired motorcycle and sidecar, chucking copies of RTJ2 to bystanders.

It's bars on bars on bars today. Feeling like I leveled up. Went from novice to journeyman spitta. Maybe higher, who knows.

Found my copy of The Carter II today...almost forgot Wayne could ever make good music. #NeverSkipTrackTwo

But it's a burden too though. People just expect excellence all the time, and I don't like to disappoint. #NoDaysOff

I can't help being who I am... It's a damn good thing I'm freakin' awesome!

Nothing like a good mornin' piss...at 3pm.

Patterned yoga pants are modern society's greatest gift and curse. Use them wisely. On second thought, that applies to any yoga pants.

I can't say no to any meal designed to emulate or mimic a thanksgiving dinner. Its always so good! #turkeybeatschicken #mmmgravy

@stephiecakes Yeah I know. My point isn't just about the ice buckets, though, it's about the current public "priority list," if you will.

Not to diminish the value of spreading awareness for underfunded medical issues, it's just a very strange blend of social priorities lately.

In the same breath that they demand "Justice in Ferguson," they ask their friends to pour ice on their heads. Social Media at its finest.

It's hotter than Scarlett Johansson riding a mechanical bull in this pizzeria right now. Jesus Christ.

Who the Hell turned the lights on outside? ...What? Oh, you mean it just does that? Even on Sunday? Damn. Stupid ass "Sun."

Heidi Slater reporting..

Busy day today and I've got the scratch to show for it. Time to find something foolish to spend it on.